^^ It's really about the Opium Dens, but thats not bad eather:)

And Crowquill, you totally know Jack wants to be a Ninja, that black eyeliner screams stealth.

Not getting caught :usehead: .

You dont have any downtime as Ninja, and you can't talk to your friends because that thing covers your mouth. ...so, pirates own.

and as I have said Pirates get booty. What do Ninjas get? That's right they don't get laid

You couldn't have friends as a pirate because everyone's a swashbuckling thief and wants your booty. Ninjas don't steal gold - they steal lives.

Yes they do, it's the thanks they get for saving damsels in distress.

And pirates encounter variations of prison sex. You think about how many months they sail for, no women, lots of whiskey, bad combination if you ask me. It isn't long before 1st mate becomes 1st raped.

They also get to sack and pillage the town and you know what that means? Everything is for the taking and so what if 1st mate likes that he can get some.

Haha, you fully missed my point *can't actually remember making a point*

I'm going to play the trump card

Ninja's are better at dodgeball.

Pirates can drink more and still function

Pirates don't have a function.