Because all the pirate hookers sexed them up and gave them SCURVY!....Its an STD!

Because pirates are tricky like that. You don't see Ninja hookers do you?

Who died laughing.

at you


because you are still saying that ninjas are better than pirates. See even they know they suck.

Man, your so unreasonable. The Ninja Turtles are the greatest of all time.

What do you mean Ninjas dont have hookers....Nigga wtf do you think HENTAIE is!

Gyarrrrr

Really really bored drunk anime artists. And you know who else was a pirate? Jesus because he wouldn't have anything to do with those vile ninjas

Jesus worked in mysterious ways, much like a ninja. Therefore, he could not be a pirate.

Yes but jesus had long hair, and a beard, and was an excilent seaman. He also must of said ARG at least once in his life time also. And really would a ninja turn water into wine?