Riddles
 

Okay, lets get a good thread going to figure out some riddles.
NO GOOGLE YOU CHEATING BASTARDS!

I'll start, each time someone gets the riddle right, I'll keep a tally of it.
After you get the answer correct, you post a riddle.

First Riddle:

What are the next three terms in this sequence

ottffss_ _ _

swimintheundertow: 4
jr.: 2
bungalowbill357: 5
ArtistIntheAmbulance: 2
the death of capitilism: 2
cardboard adolecent: 2
DontRunMeOver: 4
right-track: 6
bruise violet: 3
Urban Hatemonger: 1
Merkaba: 1

ent

eight nine ten

...let me think of a good one.

What has a spine but can not breathe?

A book


*edit* oops. I guess I'm supposed to give a riddle now.

Hmmm..ok, here goes:

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

EDIT: Well jr, I guess I'll try and guess your riddle now.

HEY! that is the sphinx's Riddle! I learned about this in Lit when we discussed Mythology.
Okay:

Baby- It crawls-4 legs
Adult- 2 legs
Old Man- 2 legs and like, a cane


We need to get some real hard ones going.
I tried to start with a pretty easy one.

Here is a very hard one. You will definitly need to think on this a minute, unless you've already heard it:

A man is walking on the beach,
just after taking a long swim in his clothes. He sees a restaurant on the beach.
He walks into the restaurant and gets seated. He looks at the menu and orders
seagull soup. The waitress brings out the soup, he takes one bite, realizes
something & runs out onto the road and gets killed.



The question is: why did he freak out?

^ because hes a seagull? no jk his clothes are wet

Nope.
Not even close.

That one requires some outside thought, it is a pretty complicated answer.

i dont like this one i have lots of potential answers......

Well post them, as long as they make sense.

He's alergic to seagull and/or he left his expensive designer shoes on the beach...