bungalow

Okay, lets get a good thread going to figure out some riddles.
NO GOOGLE YOU CHEATING BASTARDS!

I'll start, each time someone gets the riddle right, I'll keep a tally of it.
After you get the answer correct, you post a riddle.

First Riddle:

What are the next three terms in this sequence

ottffss_ _ _

swimintheundertow: 4
jr.: 2
bungalowbill357: 5
ArtistIntheAmbulance: 2
the death of capitilism: 2
cardboard adolecent: 2
DontRunMeOver: 4
right-track: 6
bruise violet: 3
Urban Hatemonger: 1
Merkaba: 1

swim

ent

eight nine ten

...let me think of a good one.

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swim

What has a spine but can not breathe?

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jr.

A book


*edit* oops. I guess I'm supposed to give a riddle now.

Hmmm..ok, here goes:

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

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bungalow

EDIT: Well jr, I guess I'll try and guess your riddle now.

HEY! that is the sphinx's Riddle! I learned about this in Lit when we discussed Mythology.
Okay:

Baby- It crawls-4 legs
Adult- 2 legs
Old Man- 2 legs and like, a cane


We need to get some real hard ones going.
I tried to start with a pretty easy one.

Here is a very hard one. You will definitly need to think on this a minute, unless you've already heard it:

A man is walking on the beach,
just after taking a long swim in his clothes. He sees a restaurant on the beach.
He walks into the restaurant and gets seated. He looks at the menu and orders
seagull soup. The waitress brings out the soup, he takes one bite, realizes
something & runs out onto the road and gets killed.



The question is: why did he freak out?

tdoc210

^ because hes a seagull? no jk his clothes are wet

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

bungalow

Nope.
Not even close.

That one requires some outside thought, it is a pretty complicated answer.

tdoc210

i dont like this one i have lots of potential answers......

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

bungalow

Well post them, as long as they make sense.

Uglycasanova

He's alergic to seagull and/or he left his expensive designer shoes on the beach...