Riddles
 

Okay, lets get a good thread going to figure out some riddles.
NO GOOGLE YOU CHEATING BASTARDS!

I'll start, each time someone gets the riddle right, I'll keep a tally of it.
After you get the answer correct, you post a riddle.

First Riddle:

What are the next three terms in this sequence

ottffss_ _ _

swimintheundertow: 4
jr.: 2
bungalowbill357: 5
ArtistIntheAmbulance: 2
the death of capitilism: 2
cardboard adolecent: 2
DontRunMeOver: 4
right-track: 6
bruise violet: 3
Urban Hatemonger: 1
Merkaba: 1

ent

eight nine ten

...let me think of a good one.

What has a spine but can not breathe?

A book


*edit* oops. I guess I'm supposed to give a riddle now.

Hmmm..ok, here goes:

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

EDIT: Well jr, I guess I'll try and guess your riddle now.

HEY! that is the sphinx's Riddle! I learned about this in Lit when we discussed Mythology.
Okay:

Baby- It crawls-4 legs
Adult- 2 legs
Old Man- 2 legs and like, a cane


We need to get some real hard ones going.
I tried to start with a pretty easy one.

Here is a very hard one. You will definitly need to think on this a minute, unless you've already heard it:

A man is walking on the beach,
just after taking a long swim in his clothes. He sees a restaurant on the beach.
He walks into the restaurant and gets seated. He looks at the menu and orders
seagull soup. The waitress brings out the soup, he takes one bite, realizes
something & runs out onto the road and gets killed.



The question is: why did he freak out?

^ because hes a seagull? no jk his clothes are wet

Nope.
Not even close.

That one requires some outside thought, it is a pretty complicated answer.

i dont like this one i have lots of potential answers......

Well post them, as long as they make sense.

He's alergic to seagull and/or he left his expensive designer shoes on the beach...

well none of it ads up.. he was on the beach..but theres a restauraunt on this beach hmm.... also seagull soup ive never heard of that... but maybe he saw a dead seagull on the beach and they used that...

None of that explains why he was in his clothes, and realizing you're allergic to seagull really isn't enough to commit suicide. Plus, who said Seagull Soup had seagull in it?

well maybe eating seagull soup after taking a swim in ur clothes is against his religion and now he has to kill himself

Well that is a pretty unreasonable answer. Wrong.
You guys can ask questions you know.
As long as they are yes or no.

^ it has something to do with him in his clothes and the soup.. maybe he got naked.. i dont know but i wouldnt kill myself over that

hes a die-hard vegitarian?
he had a pet seagul that he had lost & then when he ate the soup, he also tasted the treats he used to feed his pet, therefore realising he had eaten his own pet, & goes out to kill himself?
*insert other reason here why he would kill himself for eating seagul soup*?

Well AITA is kinda sorta on the right-track.
Modify your answer a little bit. Well, a lot, but you're still on the right-track.

...i've heard that one before but no one could answer it and the prick wouldnt say, so I'm going with seagull's started attacking him, he ran out in the road and got hit buy a car?

Haha, nope.
I'll answer it if NO ONE gets it.

YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS! yes or no

hmmm...
the seagul was his mother/wife/best friend in the whole world?
orrr,
his mother/wife/best friend in the whole world died, aaaaand the seagul soup was their favourite dish?
this is a crap riddle if i have to make up a whole bloody story to guess the answer.
¬.¬



...i hate losing.

the man was swimming in his clothes..did he swim to the beach from somewhere?

To TDOC: Yes

To AITA: You are VERY VERY CLOSE

was he stuck somewhere and all he had to eat was seagull..or was somewith him named seagull and they died?

He forgot he didnt have any money ran out and got hit by a car.

Certain parts of your question are correct.
It is easier for me to answer you if you keep the questions simple (i.e Was he stuck somewhere?)

haha, no effing way.
this is class.
okay, so, the guy lost his mother/wife/best friend in the world...
aaaaand, he was swimming to lose weight?
no thats crap.
he was swimming because they died in the sea. OR IN A BOAT WRECK! oooh thats a good twist.
so there was an accident, & he lost someone, swam back to shore & ordered a meal [as you do when you lose someone], only to realise that ;
1. it was their favourite meal,
2. it was them, cooked into a soup,
3. seagul soup kills delusions somehow, the guy realises HE killed them, & goes to top himself too.

...

:)

Will I be dissapointed when I find out the answer is something lame like his chair had three legs?

well i think that he was stuck somewhere with his friend named seagull...they were there for quite awhile..andthey started fighting and the man killed the guy named seagull..and well stuck there with nothing to eat he ate his friend..but it was from somewhere that he would be on beach from

No

No

Yes

Yes

No

Kinda

VERY CLOSE!

Yes.
But remember, he ordered this meal at a restaurant.

he ate his friend named seagull so he called the thing he ate seagull soup?

Yes.

They were stranded on this on this island, and they were hungry so this one guy killed the others and called it seagull soup, he liked. He swam back to land and got to a restaurant ordered seagull soup, realized he ate his friends, ran out and got hit by a car.

allright im going to solve it
he was on an island or something in the ocean, which would explain him swimming in his clothes..but he was starnded there with his friend, named seagull
a long time passes with out food, so a fight ensues, the man kills seagull, and eats him naming this food seagull soup, then after awhile when his food runs out, he swims back to a beach somewhere .. he finds the restaurant..and he is so starving he seas seagull soup and orders it.. but then he realizes that he ate his friend and he called it seagull soup, so he got so sick inside, that he couldnt bear it.and he ran out. and got hit by a car or something

You googling bitch.
The official answer:

A man was stranded on an island with two other men. One of the other men, decideds to kill the third man for food. The first man is unaware that the second man killed the third, he simply thinks that the third man commited suicide. So he enjoys this "meal" that the second man had cooked up, which he called seagull soup. When he swims back to shore, he stops in this restaurant and is pleasently suprised to see his new favorite meal on the menu. He orders it, takes a bite, realizes it taste nothing like the soup from the island, and it becomoes clear that he ate his friend. He runs into the road and dies. :)

The points go to AITA and TDOC

what disapointment, how is that even posible...

...that's the answer?

^ actually i didnt
its called logic you answered my guestions that he ate someone and named it seagull soup,a nd he was stranded so duh

Ok, next riddle. C'mon, c'mon!

hold on ill find one