10 reasons why *** marriages will ruin society :giggle: (country, single, American)

adidasss · 08-22-2006, 05:02 PM

* Being *** is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
* *** marriage will encourage people to be ***, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
* Legalizing *** marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
* Straight marriage has been around long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
* Straight marriage will be less meaningful if *** marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
* Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. *** couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
* Obviously *** parents will raise *** children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
* *** marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
* Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
* *** marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

sleepy jack · 08-22-2006, 05:04 PM

ahahahaha

TheBig3 · 08-22-2006, 05:06 PM

Lets not forget the argument that concerns polygamists.

bruise_violet · 08-22-2006, 06:10 PM

Oh this is golden

Raine · 08-22-2006, 06:43 PM

That means I stand a good chance of practicing polyhandry

08-22-2006, 05:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	10 reasons why * marriages will ruin society :giggle:** * Being *** is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. * * marriage will encourage people to be , in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. Legalizing *** marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. * Straight marriage has been around long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. * Straight marriage will be less meaningful if *** marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. * Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. *** couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children. * Obviously * parents will raise * children, since straight parents only raise straight children. * *** marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America. * Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. * *** marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

08-22-2006, 05:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	Lets not forget the argument that concerns polygamists. __________________ I've moved to a new address

08-22-2006, 06:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	Oh this is golden __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

08-22-2006, 06:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	That means I stand a good chance of practicing polyhandry __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche