"10 things idiots do on Myspace" (hardcore, albums, members)

Spike*Spiegel · 09-11-2006, 10:38 PM

"10 things idiots do on Myspace"
Body: ok, ok, we don't have 25,000 friends, so are we still ok? No? awww man!!!

ONE
W.A.K.E.U.P.
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded. (Dee, dee, dee....)

FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who the hell cares?
ITS FREAKING MYSPACE!!!

SIX
Who really gives **** if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!

SEVEN
Little 6th and 7th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
QUIT BEING A FREAKING MORON

sleepy jack · 09-11-2006, 10:39 PM

Some of these could so apply to musicbanter...
>.>

Laces Out Dan! · 09-11-2006, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel

SEVEN
Little 6th and 7th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

Speak for Yourself

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-11-2006, 10:43 PM

What Is Myspace???

Merkaba · 09-11-2006, 10:44 PM

It's basically the musicbanter lounge (in it's recent state) plus 50 million members.

sleepy jack · 09-11-2006, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

Speak for Yourself

lol hi urban.

p.s. murder junkie you sooooo need to get myspace.

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-11-2006, 10:47 PM

Why??

Laces Out Dan! · 09-11-2006, 10:48 PM

The Junkie = The Man
The Junkie + Myspace = The Man who can look at teenage girls.

sleepy jack · 09-11-2006, 10:48 PM

^Fuh SHO

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-11-2006, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

The Junkie = The Man
The Junkie + Myspace = The Man who can look at teenage girls.

SOLD!!!

09-11-2006, 10:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	"10 things idiots do on Myspace" "10 things idiots do on Myspace" Body: ok, ok, we don't have 25,000 friends, so are we still ok? No? awww man!!! ONE W.A.K.E.U.P. there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. (Dee, dee, dee....) FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who the hell cares? ITS FREAKING MYSPACE!!! SIX Who really gives **** if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up! SEVEN Little 6th and 7th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. NINE I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains TEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," QUIT BEING A FREAKING MORON

09-11-2006, 10:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	It's basically the musicbanter lounge (in it's recent state) plus 50 million members. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

09-11-2006, 10:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	The Junkie = The Man The Junkie + Myspace = The Man who can look at teenage girls. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

09-11-2006, 10:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	What Is Myspace???

09-11-2006, 10:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Why??