Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice? (microphone, track, quote, artist)

DontRunMeOver · 09-22-2006, 06:23 AM

Don't listen to him. He's a lesbian and a criminal.

Point is be cool and trendy when you're young, before its too late. Being old requires you to be uncool. Its a law.

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-22-2006, 06:50 AM

You are a very pretty girl, however I would recommend not dressing like you are homeless. Try to wear something that shows your curves

Lesbian crime spree · 09-22-2006, 08:18 AM

ha!

these cripples don't know what cool is anymore. taking their advice would be tantamount to suicide.

they'd have you wearing leg-warmers and a fluero-suit.

take my advice:

don't take their advice.

right-track · 09-22-2006, 08:24 AM

Ensemble...not taking someone's advice, is in fact good advice.
Much like the advice Lesbo gave you...unless of course you take it literally and not take his advice, in which case you won't be taking anyones advice, whatsoever. Which is my advice...

Lesbian crime spree · 09-22-2006, 08:31 AM

and so, in summary: do as you please, so long as it has never been suggested to you.

DontRunMeOver · 09-22-2006, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Ensemble...not taking someone's advice, is in fact good advice.

That's terrible advice! I told her to stand up straight, how is that bad advice? You look better and greatly reduce the chances of suffering from any number of back problems in the following years.

Also, not accepting advice when you've started a thread for which the topic was:

"Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice?"

Is a bit rude.

Obviously, she can ignore all of the female advice. But the male advice, she HAS to listen to now that she's asked for it.

DontRunMeOver · 09-22-2006, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree

and so, in summary: do as you please, so long as it has never been suggested to you.

Although that ^ is pretty good advice.

Now that he's suggested it, don't do it. Or rather, do. Or rather, live in a quasi-continuum of floating contradictions forever and never get around to doing any of the things anybody suggested nor even speaking to a boy again nor even leaving the house for fear of old people running at you with suggestions.

(Whatever it is that Right-Track is about to suggest. Do the opposite.)

right-track · 09-22-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

That's terrible advice! I told her to stand up straight, how is that bad advice? You look better and greatly reduce the chances of suffering from any number of back problems in the following years.

Also, not accepting advice when you've started a thread for which the topic was:

"Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice?"

Is a bit rude.

Obviously, she can ignore all of the female advice. But the male advice, she HAS to listen to now that she's asked for it.

That's nothing...I told her to tie her laces to avoid breaking her neck.
And rude or not. By saying don't take anyones advice, is in fact advice.

And it is possible to be old and cool.

DontRunMeOver · 09-22-2006, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

And it is possible to be old and cool.

In theory.

right-track · 09-22-2006, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

(Whatever it is that Right-Track is about to suggest. Do the opposite.)

Listen to DRMO.

09-22-2006, 08:18 AM	#73 (permalink)
Lesbian crime spree Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ...heading your way Posts: 43	ha! these cripples don't know what cool is anymore. taking their advice would be tantamount to suicide. they'd have you wearing leg-warmers and a fluero-suit. take my advice: don't take their advice. __________________ Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back, i'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac. New Myspace

09-22-2006, 08:31 AM	#75 (permalink)
Lesbian crime spree Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ...heading your way Posts: 43	and so, in summary: do as you please, so long as it has never been suggested to you. __________________ Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back, i'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac. New Myspace

09-22-2006, 06:50 AM	#72 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	You are a very pretty girl, however I would recommend not dressing like you are homeless. Try to wear something that shows your curves

09-22-2006, 08:24 AM	#74 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Ensemble...not taking someone's advice, is in fact good advice. Much like the advice Lesbo gave you...unless of course you take it literally and not take his advice, in which case you won't be taking anyones advice, whatsoever. Which is my advice...