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Old 09-12-2006, 05:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice?

Hi. I like a lot of guys, but they don't seem to like back.
What can I do to make them like me?
I don't talk their ears off or stare at them.
Guys, I need your honest advice, and be seriuos, like
don't tell me to flash them or stuff, don't be smart asses.
Thanx

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Old 09-12-2006, 05:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You can start by posting in black.
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Old 09-12-2006, 05:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OK, but the dudes I like don't go here so maybe that won't work.
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Old 09-12-2006, 05:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you could always table dance.
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Old 09-12-2006, 06:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Make the first move. Wear tight clothes. Wear push up or padded bras (unless your juggs are already massive). Act confident.
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Old 09-12-2006, 06:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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dont be pesky.. i hate pesky people. dont try to hard for itll seem pathetic
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 09-12-2006, 07:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I will tell you what you can do to make a man like you:

What you can do is

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Old 09-12-2006, 07:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wrap your umm vag
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 09-13-2006, 04:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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For starters, get people's honest opinions on how good looking you are. Either:

1. You're on the same scale, looks wise, as the guys that you like and its just a case of figuring out how to approach and interact with them.

OR

2. The guys you're interested in are much better looking than you and you're onto a lost cause. Most guys will not really consider going out with girls who are significantly less good-looking than they are (when you compare ideas of male and female beauty). Unless the girl is really rich. Or easy.

Find out where you stand in respect to point 1 or 2 first and take it from there, that's what I'd say.
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:44 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Get your baps out...for them...
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