mkaes odd retort, and insults someone /banned

Bans Mikey for the mandatory 3 to 7 days and warns him that the next time this happens he will recieve a life ban (for the 20th time), whilst at the same time knowing within seconds of posting, Mikey will be pm'ing me with some lame arsed excuse, along the lines of... "masked armed bandits just broke into my house and held a gun to my head and threatened to kill me, if I didn't insult someone over the internet, honest".

harrases right - track via msn, until he loosens up, and then agrees to send a joy division record.
... and then deals with bandits

1. Completely ignores Mikey's previous post
2. Makes a joke about Right-Track, probably relating to his wife and/or his age.
3. Finds a post that somebody made halfway through the thread. Quotes it. Starts to tear apart the logical inconsistencies in said post. Gets bored halfway through this and posts the message without really finishing it.
4. Goes to another thread to do exactly the same thing.
5. Returns later on to the same thread in the hope that the object of step 3 will have taken offence and started to argue back.

Argues a totally different point, one that he quite probably doesn't believe in himself.
Realises that arguing has drawn him into the conversation, so instead of deleting his speech makes some half arsed comment also undermining right-track, probably something about Manchester.

Tells everyone he has just bought his 900th car for the year.

Makes amusing witisim that goes over the heads of everybody bar two people.

Laugh at witicism with obligatory :laughing:

Rant about how everyone needs to lighten up and stop getting banned. Random reference to previous post about *** men and wrestling and policitically incorrect statement that I found it funny.

smartass response about how professional wrestling is real and that anyone who doesnt like it is gay.

Points out how offensive & un PC it is to use the term gay in a derogatory fashion and then proceeds to call the poster responsible a retard totally oblivious to the irony of the situation.