Points out to oojay how fortunate he is that a certain Croatian no longer posts on these boards and how he would have made you suffer for making such a slur.

Addresses analogdemon about his contradiction, regarding his plea for people to chill out especially when he follows it up with a politically incorrect statement, such as he made, even if he did find it funny.

Ends with a friendly reminder to stay on topic, with a reference to not wanting to ban anyone else for the time being.

Makes it known that he is glad there are no Croatians on the boards given the result of a recent football match

*insert sad face here*

Suggests that it wouldn't surprise me in the least that the mentioned Croatian, may show up at any moment, because of the result of the recent football match. *bringit smilie here*

points out that "footbal" is really "soccer" and everyone except the united states is wrong for calling it that.

Points out that 'Soccer' has been called 'Football' since the mid 19th century and wonders how long it`ll be until the 100th Superbowl.

Gets pedantic and points out oojays spelling error of the word (footbal) football, in annoyance at Americans calling it soccer.
Rants for half a page on the global popularity of football, as opposed to gridiron, despite previously warning members of staying on topic.

(All the while knowing that Urban will beat me to the punch, because I type like a spasticated, club handed retard.)

challenges right-track to a fight for making fun of my spelling disability. followed by 3 pages of back and forth consisting of yo mama jokes and homosexual name calling.

comments on how this thread is no longer funny

Ignores the previous posts except for a couple. Makes controversial statements that are constructed to make self look intelligent but also generally demean the other forum members. Links to a couple of internet articles and talks to the people I'm making an issue of in an unnecessarily agressive tone.


Makes a sexual comment about Ethans penis.

Tells Rise that he's a ***got, then complains about the censor.

sites several quotes from google and wikipedia on the difference between soccer and football, attempting to pass them off as my own.