Question.... (rock, albums, member, speakers, volume)

Kevorkian Logic · 03-27-2007, 04:53 PM

so yes then?

I'm not spoused to get him cds, dvds, video games, or gift certificates but I was thinking of using Arrested Development anyways as a buffer to whatever extremely dorky thing I dream up of getting him as an alternative. Maybe some posters? Maybe some t-shirts? A book? I'm clueless.

Trauma · 03-28-2007, 11:33 PM

Get him some condoms and get yourself undressed.

MURDER JUNKIE · 03-29-2007, 04:38 AM

Duh, buy him beer

Every dude loves beer.............................unless they're twinks

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-29-2007, 01:11 PM

Every present I get either seems to be edible , drinkable or have tits on it somewhere *

*I'm perfectly happy with this arrangement

Ma Cherie · 03-29-2007, 03:25 PM

logic, ask him about general things he like and go from there, that always worked for me, books, clothes, what ever just ask him in around about way for what he likes....

if that doesn't work try to cook him dinner, or something

right-track · 03-29-2007, 03:42 PM

Man pleasers are;

1. Beer
2. Sex
3. Football

Not necessarily in that order, but any one will suffice.

If you manage to produce all three simultaneously, you will be revered above all else and achieve immortality in the eyes of men.

Ma Cherie · 03-29-2007, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Man pleasers are;

1. Beer
2. Sex
3. Football

Not necessarily in that order, but any one will suffice.

If you manage to produce all three simultaneously, you will be revered above all else and achieve immortality in the eyes of men.

does that mean if i can brew homemade beer anytime i please, have all the football stations on telly and screw senseless that guys would bown down and worship me?

*is being slightly sarcastic, and acually curious*

right-track · 03-29-2007, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ma Cherie

does that mean if i can brew homemade beer anytime i please, have all the football stations on telly and screw senseless that guys would bown down and worship me?

*is being slightly sarcastic, and acually curious*

Truly...it does.

If you can do these things...you will inherit the earth.*

*is being deadly serious*

*Disclaimer: Providing you serve the beer and keep silent during the match.

Kevorkian Logic · 03-29-2007, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snickers

Get him some condoms and get yourself undressed.

Do guys really like that? It seems a bit...cliche.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ma Cherie

logic, ask him about general things he like and go from there, that always worked for me, books, clothes, what ever just ask him in around about way for what he likes....

if that doesn't work try to cook him dinner, or something

I don't cook. Literally my talent cooking stops at quaedieas (I have no idea how to spell that). I've been really good friends with him for about 4 years and he expects something more than that.

I got him a really rare cd one year, and I just have gotten him standard things since then.

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Man pleasers are;

1. Beer
2. Sex
3. Football

Not necessarily in that order, but any one will suffice.

If you manage to produce all three simultaneously, you will be revered above all else and achieve immortality in the eyes of men.

Good suggestions, but
He hates sports and told me he gets his pot and beer from his other friends. I guess that leaves sex, but that just seems too obvious and expected.

Laces Out Dan! · 03-29-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic

Do guys really like that? It seems a bit...cliche.

Of course guys like that. What you could do..is buy a case of beer...polish that off...then present the condoms and get naked.

03-27-2007, 04:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	so yes then? I'm not spoused to get him cds, dvds, video games, or gift certificates but I was thinking of using Arrested Development anyways as a buffer to whatever extremely dorky thing I dream up of getting him as an alternative. Maybe some posters? Maybe some t-shirts? A book? I'm clueless. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

03-28-2007, 11:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,183	Get him some condoms and get yourself undressed. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,626	Every present I get either seems to be edible , drinkable or have tits on it somewhere * I'm perfectly happy with this arrangement __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.*

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Ma Cherie The Forums Sadistic Ghost Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beyond midnight, in the abyss of time, the syren in the night Posts: 455	logic, ask him about general things he like and go from there, that always worked for me, books, clothes, what ever just ask him in around about way for what he likes.... if that doesn't work try to cook him dinner, or something __________________ I'm not a freak on a leash, I'm just the freak holding the leash. http://www.myspace.com/yukiko_mori

03-29-2007, 04:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,484	Duh, buy him beer Every dude loves beer.............................unless they're twinks

03-29-2007, 03:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	Man pleasers are; 1. Beer 2. Sex 3. Football Not necessarily in that order, but any one will suffice. If you manage to produce all three simultaneously, you will be revered above all else and achieve immortality in the eyes of men.