Guys I Have A Genius Idea (Queen, track, quote, hands)

sleepy jack · 12-09-2006, 04:51 PM

Both
send as many PMs as possible

bruise_violet · 12-09-2006, 04:56 PM

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Hey, just wanted to tell you a wee story.

A few weeks ago, I got my period FINALLY after it was late for about 5 weeks. I was overjoyed when I got to insert the tampon, it is a task I hold close to my heart. I love the feeling of being 'woman' when I feel that bloody mess between my thighs. Mmmm.

Taking them out is another thing Sometimes it hurts because I am a virgin. Nice and tight

Bye bye!

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LOL

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-09-2006, 04:57 PM

I feel sick now

sleepy jack · 12-09-2006, 04:57 PM

I've just been making perverted jokes...
I'm sending my tenth one

bruise_violet · 12-09-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I feel sick now

Hahaha I can give a more brutal description.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-09-2006, 04:58 PM

Go on then , do your worst

bruise_violet · 12-09-2006, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Go on then , do your worst

Sometimes period blood has this odd lumpy texture, nice little pieces of womb-lining that clump together. Period pain is sometimes caused by these little lumps becoming trapped. Tampons are sometimes hard to put in too because of virginity and small hands.

When I get a nice juicy tampon I often like to squeeze the blood and lining into a pan and fry it to make my own black pudding, then I feed it to my sister, she thinks its real black pudding and comments on the rich salty taste.

My boyfriend likes to suck tampons too, he says he likes having part of my womb inside him.

TheBig3 · 12-09-2006, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

LOL, sorry buddy, I honestly don't know why they didn't come for me, how often am I here?

right-track · 12-09-2006, 05:06 PM

Who are you?

TheBig3 · 12-09-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Sometimes period blood has this odd lumpy texture, nice little pieces of womb-lining that clump together. Period pain is sometimes caused by these little lumps becoming trapped. Tampons are sometimes hard to put in too because of virginity and small hands.

When I get a nice juicy tampon I often like to squeeze the blood and lining into a pan and fry it to make my own black pudding, then I feed it to my sister, she thinks its real black pudding and comments on the rich salty taste.

My boyfriend likes to suck tampons too, he says he likes having part of my womb inside him.

If I were emperor I'd ahve you shut in the public square.

12-09-2006, 04:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I feel sick now __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

12-09-2006, 04:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Go on then , do your worst __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

12-09-2006, 05:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Who are you?