Jack da ripper (lyric, The Police, track, quote, teacher)

right-track · 12-13-2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NaNaNer

I dont live anywhere near that side of the pond.

What are you...a tadploe???

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-13-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

They were all in and around Ipswich, so it seems pretty logical to connect them because its not a huge place (didn't know it had a red-light district and it must be running pretty low now...)

Having said that, Ipswich is just down the motorway from East London, so in theory the guy could be from London and could have killed plenty of prostitutes there already and not have been noticed because it would be much harder to trace in London.

wow, youve really thought this out havent you?
anything else you havent told the cops?

right-track · 12-13-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

They were all in and around Ipswich, so it seems pretty logical to connect them because its not a huge place (didn't know it had a red-light district and it must be running pretty low now...)

Having said that, Ipswich is just down the motorway from East London, so in theory the guy could be from London and could have killed plenty of prostitutes there already and not have been noticed because it would be much harder to trace in London.

Nice smokescreen. ^

True. The Yorkshire Ripper did a bit of commuting back in the 70/80's.

DontRunMeOver · 12-13-2006, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Nice smokescreen. ^

True. The Yorkshire Ripper did a bit of commuting back in the 70/80's.

He could be using the tube!!!

DontRunMeOver · 12-13-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

wow, youve really thought this out havent you?
anything else you havent told the cops?

Shhhhhh.... its all a marketing ploy for my christmas song. Its a performance piece called the 12 whores of christmas. I hit the last one over the head with a partridge.

right-track · 12-13-2006, 03:52 PM

He'll have to go some to beat Shipmans record.

DontRunMeOver · 12-13-2006, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

He'll have to go some to beat Shipmans record.

He killed over 300 people, didn't he? Apparently nobody noticed until a doctor at a surgery across the road from his contacted the police and said he'd been 'killing' his patients (or rather, she was worried that he was a really crap doctor I think). 300 patients in 25 years or so? That's over 10 a year! About 1 per month? How did he have the time to treat anybody with all that killing? And if he went on holiday, did he come back and think 'oh dear, I've missed my quota for this month, better kill 2 next time'... or did he kill people on holiday too?

Oooh, that's an interesting though. Did Shipman kill anybody when he was on holiday? Or on his birthday? Or on christmas!???? Aaaaaargh!!!!!

How far are you from Hyde, Right-Track? (that's where he was, right?)

right-track · 12-13-2006, 03:59 PM

250 confirmed and a possible suspected 400.

I live 3 miles from Shipmans surgery and used to work with a bloke who's mother was a victim.
In fact I walked past the surgery for 8 years, on my way to work.

Hyde is the same town that the Moors Murderers come from too!

Mr Sensitive · 12-13-2006, 03:59 PM

This thread is a scream.

DontRunMeOver · 12-13-2006, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

250 confirmed and a possible suspected 400.

I live 3 miles from Shipmans surgery and used to work with a bloke who's mother was a victim.
In fact I walked past the surgery for 8 years, on my way to work.

Hyde is the same town that the Moors Murderers come from too!

Is there a town called Jekyll where nice people live then?

Do they put this on official statistics:

Major causes of death in the Hyde area -

Heart Disease
Traffic accident
Cancer
Harold Shipman

?

How many people died in the Falklands? Does that compare?

EDIT: 258 British killed, pretty good guess!

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	He'll have to go some to beat Shipmans record.

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	250 confirmed and a possible suspected 400. I live 3 miles from Shipmans surgery and used to work with a bloke who's mother was a victim. In fact I walked past the surgery for 8 years, on my way to work. Hyde is the same town that the Moors Murderers come from too!