If Youre Happy and You Know It was actually a song druggies would sing to see if their buddies were high. They used it while cops were around so the cops wouldn't catch on.

it was a show on discovery about the means behind childrens songs, and my mum, almost every childs song has a meaning or other wise attacted to it, i just can't remember them all off the top of my head

Thats awsome the only ones i knew about were those two but now i know like 5 more.thanks you guys

your welcome, i've aready had to explaine that to my best friend lil bro once, he's about 13...

uh yeah, they're called books. They're these funny things with all kinds of useful information so you can learn stuff about the rest of the world. neat huh?

more to the topic, here's some random useless facts for you all:

A jellyfish is 95 percent water

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland

Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks

38.2% of all statistics are made up for Internet Message Boards.

^hahaha.

That made me laugh out loud... that can't be true...

99% of members on internet forums have ego's bigger than their brain.

1% of members of internet forums, are deluded. ;)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.