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|12-25-2006, 06:58 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Dec 2005
christmas cracker jokes - they get better every year ¬_¬
why dont duckls tell jokes when they're flying?
they would quack up.
what do you need to know to be an auctioner?
what do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator?
anyone ever actually had a decent joke out of a cracker? or something decent as a little prize thingy? i have a pen....s'alright.
|12-25-2006, 08:00 AM||#2 (permalink)|
Join Date: May 2005
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
Hope you like Jammin too.
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude.
I'm in a good Xmas mood today...I let my daughter have TWO pieces of paper from the printer, so she can crayon on them.
|12-25-2006, 08:04 AM||#3 (permalink)|
The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
How do cows subtract?
With a cow-culator
Urb's RYM Stuff
Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.
|12-28-2006, 02:22 PM||#9 (permalink)|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Aha me and my mates made a leaflet from all the crappy cracker jokes:
Q: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
A: Because its feet smell
Q:What's sweet and swings through the jungle?
A:Tarzipan ( :|< me)
Now HERE'S a gem:
Q:How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down from ducks. (We think the man that writes cracker jokes gave up on life at the very point he was writing the punchline to this joke)
Q: Why did the jelly baby go to school?
A: Because it wanted to be a smartie.
Q:What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.
Q: Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs.
Q: What lives at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q:How do you start a bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go.
And there are many, perhaps too many, more.