sleepy jack

But we get a little cocky sometimes, if we don't like the way your country is doing its buisness well kick the door and be all HEY KNOCK IT OF YOURE BUGGING THE WORLD CUT IT OUT, with all kinds of weapons and crazy shit.

Then we'll apologize for it about 20 or 30 years later, "listen were really sorry we were a little drunk at the time and we got a little rambunctious, the bomb we didn't know it was going to do that. We thought it was a contained blast we didn't know it would blow everything to smithereens, and you were being kind of a bitch, are we cool now?

Do you kind if we leave thousands of troops and maybe some supplies here? You don't mind do you? DO YOU. You wouldn't wanna us to get drunk again would you?"

PHOTO OP!

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sleepy jack

You guys wanna know why I love justice files?

Because I love justice.
And I love files.
And when the two come together, I could blow a justicy file load.

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sleepy jack

Hey, lets turn off all the lights in the room and play a game called "Whos in my mouth?" Its like jenga!

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Ethan

sleepy jack

Oojay, wanna go back to my apartment or as I like to call "the death star"?

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sleepy jack

hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=QWY84XJ0

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[MERIT]

so I take it you won the drinking contest?

sleepy jack

hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=QWY84XJ0
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penis

sleepy jack

You know when you're a bachelor when it gets to this point, when you've got one light bulb left and you keep taking out and bringing it into the room that you need it in. Thats how sad and lonely you are, you won't even by bulbs.

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