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Old 08-07-2007, 02:03 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Wrong, Jesus died so christians could be saved and live a lifestyle according to the bible, not so they could have a net to catch them when they sin fully aware they're doing it.
The belief before Jesus died was that the bible was law. But nobody could follow it to the dot. Besides, I always remove my cross before I "sin" and I pray for repentence every night for my teenage hormones.
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:09 PM   #42 (permalink)
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The fact that you have to ask for forgiveness for not immolating your father and mother after sex on her period is a severe moral flaw on the part of your religion.
Maybe you're a good person for not following the ridiculous laws of the Bible, but the Bible certainly isn't a good book for putting forth the laws in the first place.
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:59 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Jesus was the David Blaine of his era, and he has managed to fool everyone.
the whole walking on water business is way better then any of David Blaine's material.
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:37 PM   #44 (permalink)
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The belief before Jesus died was that the bible was law. But nobody could follow it to the dot. Besides, I always remove my cross before I "sin" and I pray for repentence every night for my teenage hormones.
your catholic right? just a ...WILD guess

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the whole walking on water business is way better then any of David Blaine's material.
seriously, on top of that he gave someone else the ability to do it.

but honestly, resurrection ftw! (both giving and receiving.... and who said jesus didn't have a humorous side )
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Old 08-07-2007, 04:43 PM   #45 (permalink)
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your catholic right? just a ...WILD guess



seriously, on top of that he gave someone else the ability to do it.

but honestly, resurrection ftw! (both giving and receiving.... and who said jesus didn't have a humorous side )
Worse. "Reborn" baptist.
lol.
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Old 08-07-2007, 05:46 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:48 PM   #47 (permalink)
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And by the way, if I talk about religion, most of the time I'm joking around. I'm far from being a bible basher.
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Old 08-11-2007, 10:04 PM   #48 (permalink)
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My Favorite Topic besides Music is religion...

One statement: There is no God.

One question: Does anyone really believe there is?

One Answer: No, of course not.

One conclusion: Religion is rubbish to those who think it through, but helpful in guiding a large percentage of those who don't through life effectively.
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Old 08-12-2007, 05:27 AM   #49 (permalink)
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ayo, you ever go from tha club back to sum bitches pad an therez a littl yappy dog dat try jumpin on tha bed an lickin yo face whne you tryin to **** son?

i got dog hair all ova my fly threadz son.
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Old 08-12-2007, 09:26 AM   #50 (permalink)
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My Favorite Topic besides Music is religion...

One statement: There is no God.

One question: Does anyone really believe there is?

One Answer: No, of course not.

One conclusion: Religion is rubbish to those who think it through, but helpful in guiding a large percentage of those who don't through life effectively.
We agree on something.
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