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Inuzuka Skysword 08-02-2007 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 (Post 385735)
"Eunuch" is what I would say, but other people may just call you queer.
Well I am 15 and I don't really like the idea of fake satisfaction that you would have from having sex with yourself so yeah. Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.

Frances 08-02-2007 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword (Post 385766)
Well I am 15 and I don't really like the idea of fake satisfaction that you would have from having sex with yourself so yeah. Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.
You will my boy, you will.

Now God says WANK!

joyboyo53 08-02-2007 08:53 PM
the idea of not masturbating is ridiculous. just ask murder junkie...

Sparky 08-02-2007 10:35 PM
^jeezez christ you don't need murder junkie to tell you that your right!

6 weeks at a farm without internet access was the hardest period of my life :<

Laces Out Dan! 08-02-2007 10:42 PM
Beastiality?

Sparky 08-02-2007 10:44 PM
no, damn, i totally forgot that was an option >.<

DearJenny 08-02-2007 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by matious (Post 385828)
^jeezez christ you don't need murder junkie to tell you that your right!

6 weeks at a farm without internet access was the hardest period of my life :<
Yeah, five days in a house in the south with pictures of Jesus lining the rooms was bad enough.

MURDER JUNKIE 08-02-2007 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jgd85 (Post 385768)
the idea of not masturbating is ridiculous. just ask murder junkie...
I'm not sure I've went a MINUTE without thinking of masturbating, if it feels good do it. Words to live by

i get high sometimes 08-03-2007 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword (Post 385766)
Well I am 15 and I don't really like the idea of fake satisfaction that you would have from having sex with yourself so yeah. Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.
I hope you don't eat shellfish either, and I certainly hope that you take it upon yourself to immolate your mother and father if you discover that they have sex while your mother is on her period.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 08-03-2007 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword (Post 385766)
Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.
dude, fight the man! Don't be a square!


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