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Old 08-02-2007, 08:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Eunuch" is what I would say, but other people may just call you queer.
Well I am 15 and I don't really like the idea of fake satisfaction that you would have from having sex with yourself so yeah. Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well I am 15 and I don't really like the idea of fake satisfaction that you would have from having sex with yourself so yeah. Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.
You will my boy, you will.

Now God says WANK!
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the idea of not masturbating is ridiculous. just ask murder junkie...
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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^jeezez christ you don't need murder junkie to tell you that your right!

6 weeks at a farm without internet access was the hardest period of my life :<
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Beastiality?
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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no, damn, i totally forgot that was an option >.<
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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^jeezez christ you don't need murder junkie to tell you that your right!

6 weeks at a farm without internet access was the hardest period of my life :<
Yeah, five days in a house in the south with pictures of Jesus lining the rooms was bad enough.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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the idea of not masturbating is ridiculous. just ask murder junkie...
I'm not sure I've went a MINUTE without thinking of masturbating, if it feels good do it. Words to live by
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Old 08-03-2007, 01:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Well I am 15 and I don't really like the idea of fake satisfaction that you would have from having sex with yourself so yeah. Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.
I hope you don't eat shellfish either, and I certainly hope that you take it upon yourself to immolate your mother and father if you discover that they have sex while your mother is on her period.
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.
dude, fight the man! Don't be a square!
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