The Recreational Drug Thread

Strayed · 07-21-2011, 03:20 PM

Well that's all that matters. Maybe I'll try it next time I visit my mother, since she lives by a bunch of farms and I don't think any of those hicks know what shrooming even is. They all just think I love taking shortcuts.

Nosferatu Man · 07-21-2011, 06:49 PM

I can't roll due to a cut hand, so have been teaching my non smoking girlfriend, I feel this is truly terrible

FETCHER. · 07-21-2011, 07:14 PM

Or truly magnificent. Life skills ftw.

khfreek · 07-21-2011, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nosferatu Man

I can't roll due to a cut hand, so have been teaching my non smoking girlfriend, I feel this is truly terrible

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Or truly magnificent. Life skills ftw.

this. you are a god.

ThePhanastasio · 07-22-2011, 12:32 AM

My buddy's tripping balls and texting me right now about whether or not atoms exist.

I once openly wept in his presence while tripping and talking about a relationship between quarks and God, so I feel slightly to blame for this weird turn in his trip.

The Batlord · 07-22-2011, 09:29 AM

You should tell him that if atoms don't exist, then neither does he. Neither does the phone he's texting with. And neither does the person(?) who is texting him back.

BTW, how the hell do you text while tripping? The one time I ever tripped, the CD player was absolutely beyond me. Texting would have been a foreign concept that would have confounded and terrified me.

highoctane93 · 07-22-2011, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You should tell him that if atoms don't exist, then neither does he. Neither does the phone he's texting with. And neither does the person(?) who is texting him back.

BTW, how the hell do you text while tripping? The one time I ever tripped, the CD player was absolutely beyond me. Texting would have been a foreign concept that would have confounded and terrified me.

ThePhanastasio · 07-22-2011, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You should tell him that if atoms don't exist, then neither does he. Neither does the phone he's texting with. And neither does the person(?) who is texting him back.

BTW, how the hell do you text while tripping? The one time I ever tripped, the CD player was absolutely beyond me. Texting would have been a foreign concept that would have confounded and terrified me.

It was a really bizarre string of texts. He's usually a total grammar and spelling nazi, but he kept typing the wrong form of certain words and using words which were spelled similarly that didn't mean the same thing.

Like, one thing he sent was:

"Atoms make so since. Role in my real world is my role is a brian in a jar."

LoathsomePete · 07-22-2011, 05:08 PM

Proof that Futurama and psychedelic drugs are not always the greatest combination.

The Batlord · 07-23-2011, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

It was a really bizarre string of texts. He's usually a total grammar and spelling nazi, but he kept typing the wrong form of certain words and using words which were spelled similarly that didn't mean the same thing.

Like, one thing he sent was:

"Atoms make so since. Role in my real world is my role is a brian in a jar."

God I hope you saved those. "Brian in a jar"?! Classic.

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07-21-2011, 06:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
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07-21-2011, 03:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Strayed Groupie Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 18	Well that's all that matters. Maybe I'll try it next time I visit my mother, since she lives by a bunch of farms and I don't think any of those hicks know what shrooming even is. They all just think I love taking shortcuts.