Do you guys ever categorize the different weed you get, based on its effect?
My friends and I do. We take the effects of said type, and base a name around it. There are characteristics to describe it, too. Some examples:
Head weed
This isn't like headies, necessarily. This isn't just like the various kinds that just make you kind of go into your head either. This specifically describes a type of weed that sucks you into your head, and won't let you go. The thoughts aren't racing necessarily. You're just trapped in your head, and can't get out. The pervading thought tends to be: "I'm in my head and can't get out; whoa, man!" Speech is difficult. Thinking is weird. You may start thinking only to distract yourself by going, "Whoa, I'm so far in my head."
Gay weed
This is not meant to be a slur; it just describes the effects. I happen to be gay, so I definitely mean no offense. Anyway, this particular type caused us to have an insane desire to listen to Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero", anything by Cher or Lady Gaga, and watch Desperate Housewives and giggle. This can also be characterized by an intense need to talk about feelings, dance, and exclaim, "O...M...G!" at various points. You're also likely to become more excited to discuss musical theatre (Sondheim vs. Lloyd Webber was a conversation) on this weed.
Creative weed
You have to be doing something...but what? Everything presents infinite possibilities. You might construct what you believe to be an avant-garde sculpture out of lighters, cigarette boxes, and cellophane. You may write your manifesto on your BlackBerry. You could pick up a guitar and tune the rest of the world out. You want to create something, and that's your only desire and need. Everything else is insignificant.
Hand weed
Your hands are weirdly affected by this weed. You could end up creating bizarrely convoluted hand shakes, play air drums / air guitar or a real instrument, pick up a Fushigi, or demonstrate the way in which one cleans Cheetos from their hands. With hand weed, it is also not unheard of to do any of the following hand gestures: Flipping people off; peace sign; thumbs up; pistol wink; jazz hands (see also: gay weed); double thumbs up; the rock on gesture; et al.
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It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken
Perhaps they're better left unsung
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Smoking used to consume much of my life sadly enough. The last 6 months I have barely smoked or drank at all and been much happier and confident in myself. I dont say this because you might care but as a message to anyone here with the same problem whom might be thinking of quitting it themselves.
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