The Saturday 6-Pack

Trollheart · 12-02-2021, 07:28 PM

Funny as Hell, you say....

Spoiler for large as hell!:

Yeah, you know, you're right about my writing. I've thought about it, and it's not impossible. Let's see. So, there's a plane flying to LA, passes over my house. Suddenly the hatch develops a fault, opens. Before they can force it closed one guy gets sucked out. Due to amazing luck he falls to earth but the roof of my house is being replaced and so he amazingly falls, through the roof that isn't there, onto my bed. Shocked, I go to phone for an ambulance.

As he's thanking god for his miraculous escape and having cheated death (who isn't too happy: nobody plays fair with poor old Death. It's the same thing with his buddy Fate) he turns his head and happens to see on my computer screen the draft of my latest novel. Intrigued, he begins to read. When I come back, he tells me that he is a publisher and is very interested in reading more.

Hey, it could happen.

Oh no wait: he died on the way to hospital.
Damn. I hate when reality asserts itself.

ribbons · 12-02-2021, 08:18 PM

I truly just LOL'ed really hard. You know I love a man with a sense of humor. I'm all hot as Hell and bothered now, thanks to you.

Tristan_Geoff · 12-03-2021, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ribbons

I truly just LOL'ed really hard. You know I love a man with a sense of humor. I'm all hot as Hell and bothered now, thanks to you.

Trolly be suaveee

The Batlord · 12-03-2021, 11:43 AM

It's like watching your parents flirt.

Trollheart · 12-03-2021, 02:59 PM

Go to your room! No comic books for you!

The Batlord · 12-03-2021, 03:44 PM

Yes. The place where my comic books are. Genius.

SGR · 12-03-2021, 03:57 PM

I just learned from watching Pawn Stars that there was a crossover comic between Spiderman and Batman sometime in the early 90s. Whoda thunk?

The Batlord · 12-03-2021, 05:13 PM

It's pretty decent. Batman is apparently the only person who can shut Spider-Man up.

Spoiler for big ass pic:

Trollheart · 12-03-2021, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Yes. The place where my comic books are. Genius.

You saw that Goodwill van departing as you came in, yes?

Trollheart · 12-03-2021, 06:45 PM

1. Do you prefer to go on a bracing hike or sit in front of the telly/computer?

2. What's your favourite font? (Yes I know I'm getting desperate)

3. What was your favourite stuffed animal when you were a child?

4. If you could rid the world of one species, what would it be and why?

5. What was the first radio station you listened to?

6. Spiders: kill, ignore or release?

12-02-2021, 07:28 PM	#10471 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Funny as Hell, you say.... Spoiler for large as hell!: Yeah, you know, you're right about my writing. I've thought about it, and it's not impossible. Let's see. So, there's a plane flying to LA, passes over my house. Suddenly the hatch develops a fault, opens. Before they can force it closed one guy gets sucked out. Due to amazing luck he falls to earth but the roof of my house is being replaced and so he amazingly falls, through the roof that isn't there, onto my bed. Shocked, I go to phone for an ambulance. As he's thanking god for his miraculous escape and having cheated death (who isn't too happy: nobody plays fair with poor old Death. It's the same thing with his buddy Fate) he turns his head and happens to see on my computer screen the draft of my latest novel. Intrigued, he begins to read. When I come back, he tells me that he is a publisher and is very interested in reading more. Hey, it could happen. Oh no wait: he died on the way to hospital. Damn. I hate when reality asserts itself. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-03-2021, 02:59 PM	#10475 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Go to your room! No comic books for you! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-03-2021, 06:45 PM	#10480 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	1. Do you prefer to go on a bracing hike or sit in front of the telly/computer? 2. What's your favourite font? (Yes I know I'm getting desperate) 3. What was your favourite stuffed animal when you were a child? 4. If you could rid the world of one species, what would it be and why? 5. What was the first radio station you listened to? 6. Spiders: kill, ignore or release? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-02-2021, 08:18 PM	#10472 (permalink)
ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	I truly just LOL'ed really hard. You know I love a man with a sense of humor. I'm all hot as Hell and bothered now, thanks to you.

12-03-2021, 03:57 PM	#10477 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	I just learned from watching Pawn Stars that there was a crossover comic between Spiderman and Batman sometime in the early 90s. Whoda thunk?