1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

4. How far are you prepared to go?

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Definitely Star Trek- the original

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world? Jaundice

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all? I guess an flat income tax with no deductions

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture? Probably a mixture

5. What do you consider your most precious possession? I don't think I have one

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)? Okay, Colorado. :D

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that? Because you left your teeth in Wyoming

2. How do you mend a broken heart? Thread and needle

3. When will you make my telephone ring? When I beat you over the head with it

4. How far are you prepared to go? With you? Hahahahahaha!

5. How do you rate the morning sun? About an eight point three

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken? Looking for your teeth in Wyoming :D

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?
Ew to both
2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?
Any pale pastel colour but the green variant is probably the worst
3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?
I don't know how taxes work, but one that heavily taxes the rich to equalise income and prioritises education, healthcare, welfare, nature preservation and other nice things
4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?
Mixture, depending on how much influence brand has on quality
5. What do you consider your most precious possession?
My hard drive with all my files
6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?
Good. Not as perfectly white as I'd like from all the black tea, but white enough and healthy
All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?
Because you have food stuck between your teeth
2. How do you mend a broken heart?
You stick it together with glue
3. When will you make my telephone ring?
As if I ever voluntarily call someone
4. How far are you prepared to go?
As far as I am tall
5. How do you rate the morning sun?
It's a great and rare pleasure in the uk
6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?
Lighting the fire like a good pyromaniac

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

Yellow

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

Taxation is theft.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

Mixture. Depends on the item what I'm going to do with it, and how important it is to my life.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

My guitars. The Jackson and the Super Strat

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

Not good. The bills with the dentist have been piling up frankly. :( Brush your teeth kids.

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

Like what?

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

Glue.

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

When you dead and I can cry about it to make me look like I am a caring person.

4. How far are you prepared to go?

I'm not

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

Who fucking cares!

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?

Standing over you.

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?
Star Trek by light-years.

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?
I don’t like garish neon hues, especially this yellow-green color.
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3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?Agree with Marie. :beer:

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?
A mixture, depending on the product and its quality.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?
My late father’s Bhagavad-Gita.

6. What state are your teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?
I have a slight overbite, which I’m not crazy about. And my teeth are sensitive, like the rest of me.

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?
Because you’re a funny guy.
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2. How do you mend a broken heart?
Time.

3. When will you make my telephone ring?
Whenever I butt-dial you.

4. How far are you prepared to go?
Extremely far, in my imagination. I'm all thought, no action.

5. How do you rate the morning sun?
10+ if I can stay asleep.

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?
Probably calling an ambulance.

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Engage! Star Trek ftw.

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

Puce

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

A simple ten percent of my earnings, flat, not means-tested, across the board regardless of circumstances, except with a total exemption for anyone calculated as living below the poverty line.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

Depends. Sometimes it's better to buy branded for the quality, sometimes you're just buying the same thing only with a name badge to up its price. Reliability and reputation factor in though.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

Sorry that was a typo. It was meant to read your most previous possession: that would be when Abaddon took control of my - no, no wait! Was it Asmodel? Who can keep up with all these demons? I really should make a spreadsheet.

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

Not good. A lifetime of eating chocolate and sweets takes its toll...

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm trying to figure out if you're a figment of my imagination or I'm a figment of yours.

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

Glad you asked, friend. Let me introduce you to new, improved, Wonder Glue! It will seal anything and stick anything to anything. What? No no I'm not praying at all no. It's just this damn glue. They never told me there was no solvent... hello? Hello? I think the door blew shut in my face by accid...

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

You really want a ring that looks like a telephone? How you gonna wear it?

4. How far are you prepared to go?

If I have to move outside my bedroom, forget it.

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

I don't do mornings

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?

Trying to figure out how to work the damn fire extinguisher!

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars.

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

Neons and Yellows. Super bright vibrant lights ae hard on my eyes, unless I'm stoned or tripping.

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

The Tax Abolishment Tax. An affordable-to-all flatrate tax to keep other taxes abolished.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

Mostly store brand stuff because it's cheaper, but some stuff I go with premium brands, it depends on what it is that I'm buying. Groceries I generally go store brand if available, but cookware and appliances I go premium brand because I want them to last.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

These days? Probably this laptop.

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

Georgia. :-P

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

Like what?

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

Whiskey and/or weed for 2 weeks. If pain persists repeat until it ceases.

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

When you buy me a quarter of hydroponic.

4. How far are you prepared to go?

Not very far, I don't have a car.

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

It's about a million miles away, burning about 100,000 hydrogen bombs of nuclear energy per second, and as it nears critical mass eventually it'll swell, creating 400 F surface temperatures on Earth and kill all life on the planet.

I rate the morning Sun 11/10 in true Spinal Tap fashion.

And I also defer to The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?

Also, burned and broken.

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on?

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair?

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?

5. What hope do you see for the future?

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?

OK, settle down meatbags: here are the real questions..

1. Wish you were here?

2. How soon is now?

3. How long has this been going on?

4. What time is it?

5. Why do fools fall in love?

6. What’s the big idea?

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on? Probably my first cross-country trip

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?

I was christened Catholic but went to Protestant (mostly Lutheran) churches infrequently. Today I am a card carrying agnostic

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair? Used a flowbee

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?

Right now, Vladimir Putin so he can mysteriously save the world by killing himself.

5. What hope do you see for the future?

Honestly, knowing how humans are, not a lot.

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?

Easy One. In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust.

OK, settle down meatbags: here are the real questions..

1. Wish you were here? Wish you were there

2. How soon is now? Sooner than when

3. How long has this been going on? Since Paul Carrack left Squeeze

4. What time is it? Right now? About Ten O'Clock

5. Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds suddenly appear?

6. What’s the big idea? Plastics