The Saturday 6-Pack

jadis · 04-10-2022, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

I seen Frankie Boyle just before Christmas in The Comedy Club. It was great because he was in practising material for his bigger show. I do like other comedy but Scottish comedians hit different for me

Do you like still game etc? Also top patter

Not familiar with it but will check it out. Hopefully subtitles are available!

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

As far as the fallout shelter goes, I suppose to be practical you're probably looking at maybe a max of a dozen people, given that those things are usually not much bigger than a couple of garden sheds/garages stuck together, and everyone will have to live there for some time so you don't want overcrowding.

1. What is one thing you always forget?

To pay the rent.

2. What are usually your first words on waking?

"Morning monster!" A joke about the noises Karen makes when she's woken up.

3. When did you last really cry, and for what reason?

A few weeks ago, at the ending of Black Mirror's "Metalhead". Watch it and you'll understand.

4. What would you do if someone broke into your residence?

Shit myself probably. And hide under the covers. Then wait for them to see how poor we are and when they'd gone, emerge to see what they'd left us.

5. Overall, what is your biggest regret in life?

Not pushing my writing in any sort of real, disciplined, structured way. Also Karen getting MS, but in terms of things I have control over, that.

6. If the worst happened, who would you take into your fallout shelter?

Karen and all her cuddly toys, who are all the friends I have now.

I know it's not part of my persona on here to say things of this nature but the stuff you say about your life is touching and sympathetic.

Trollheart · 04-10-2022, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by jadis

I know it's not part of my persona on here to say things of this nature but the stuff you say about your life is touching and sympathetic.

Hey thanks. I think it's the only reason they haven't put me out of my misery yet...

Mucha na Dziko · 04-14-2022, 01:08 PM

1. What is one thing you always forget?

One is impossible.
I forget everything – starting with my wallet and ending on memories.

2. What are usually your first words on waking?

*giggling* after watching some apologist vs atheist debates, which I'm a big fan of.

Either that or "Hi" (to whomever I meet first during the day) or singing some lyrics of a song I'm trying to write at the time.

3. When did you last really cry, and for what reason?

About a week ago when me and my gf got real mad at each other and I couldn't see a way out of the negative emotions because she was constantly attacking me.

4. What would you do if someone broke into your residence?

I wish I'd talk to the guy to try to explain to him how my stuff is important for me at the moment and for me for the rest of my life.

But probably I'd hide somewhere or jump out of the window.

5. Overall, what is your biggest regret in life?

Either that I didn't go to therapy when I was 16 (or something) or that I didn't go to a music school earlier in life.

Also, I feel like this question had already popped up on one of the earlier Saturday Six-packs

6. If the worst happened, who would you take into your fallout shelter?

The basement I guess. I have no idea really. I'd like to be far enough from a nuclear explosion as to not need a fallout shelter. I hear some of Putin's nukes are targeted at Warsaw though, so I guess I'll just go with the basement.

Trollheart · 04-16-2022, 01:48 PM

1. What do you hate to see on TV?

2. When/if you wear gloves, what kind do you generally wear?

3. What's your favourite form of relaxation?

4. What’s the worst job you ever had?

5. What’s the best handmade object you own?

6. Who’s your favourite artist?

**Marie Monday** · 04-16-2022, 02:37 PM

1. What do you hate to see on TV?
I mostly just hate tv
2. When/if you wear gloves, what kind do you generally wear?
Some basic black woollen ones. I've been thinking about getting nice leather gloves but I'll just lose them so it's not worth it
3. What's your favourite form of relaxation?
Music
4. What’s the worst job you ever had?
Nothing bad fortunately, babysitting was the worst one
5. What’s the best handmade object you own?
I have a beautiful indigo cloth from Africa that I'm fond of
6. Who’s your favourite artist?
In music? John Lennon and Carrie Brownstein

The Batlord · 04-16-2022, 02:55 PM

1. What do you hate to see on TV?

Sports.

2. When/if you wear gloves, what kind do you generally wear?

Only weirdos wear gloves if it's not cold.

3. What's your favourite form of relaxation?

This is bate.

4. What’s the worst job you ever had?

All of them.

5. What’s the best handmade object you own?

It's 2021 wtf are you talking about?

6. Who’s your favourite artist?

Real ones know it's Frank Frazetta.

BassoonPlatoon · 04-16-2022, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

1. What do you hate to see on TV?
Romance.

2. When/if you wear gloves, what kind do you generally wear?
The opposite of boxing gloves.

3. What's your favourite form of relaxation?
Drinking coffee.

4. What’s the worst job you ever had?
Door to door sales.

5. What’s the best handmade object you own?
A picture frame.

6. Who’s your favourite artist?

Michelangelo.

FETCHER. · 04-16-2022, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jadis

Not familiar with it but will check it out. Hopefully subtitles are available!

Let me know if you aren’t sure about the meaning of something

The Batlord · 04-16-2022, 04:21 PM

I'd pay to see BassonPlatoon try to sell something to a drunk angry redneck on a porch.

Trollheart · 04-16-2022, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

6. Who’s your favourite artist?
In music? John Lennon and Carrie Brownstein

No I meant the lads who use brushes, or maybe a chisel. Artists.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

1. What do you hate to see on TV?

Sports.

2. When/if you wear gloves, what kind do you generally wear?

Note 1: Only weirdos wear gloves if it's not cold.

3. What's your favourite form of relaxation?

Note 2: This is bate.

4. What’s the worst job you ever had?

All of them.

5. What’s the best handmade object you own?

Note 3: It's 2021 wtf are you talking about?

6. Who’s your favourite artist?

Real ones know it's Frank Frazetta.

Note one: see bolded in red
Note two: wtf???
Note three: just because it's 2021 doesn't mean everything is made by robots and machines, doofus!

Edit: Just FYI, it's actually 2022!

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