The Saturday 6-Pack

Trollheart · 04-30-2022, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate?

Ur mom lol

Most. Predictable. Response. Ever.

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2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water?

How temporarily are we talking about cause when I need to go boom boom and there's no water my priorities narrow considerably.

Dunno. Say 24 hours maybe. What am I: the heating/electricity/water company guy?

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3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?)

Breast awareness.

I think we're all aware of your breasts.

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4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold?

I can't do anything about being too hot, baby.

You wish.

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5. How are your cooking skills?

That's really more a "why" question.

Why?

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6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar? I mostly post on my phone these days and making a new avatar on a phone is just a pain. This is fine as a forever avatar.

Now you've made Hitler cry. Why don't you love him no more?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-30-2022, 07:07 PM

1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate? My memory is patchy but I recall a very hot Indian meal that made me literally weep. These days I can handle the heat.

2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water? Heating, because I can just put warm clothes on.

3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?) Charities that support those with all types of disabilities, especially invisible ones.

4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold? Too cold.

5. How are your cooking skills? On a scale of 1-10 I'm a 5-6. Baking however I'm a clear 7.5.

6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar? When I can change my goddamn name again.

Trollheart · 04-30-2022, 08:04 PM

1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate?

Nah, not me mate. I don't eat hot spicy things. Unless you count Aldebaran, the Red Giant Star. But I WAS really hungry...

2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water?

Heating I guess. With electricity still in place you can still plug in a heater, and you got to have water.

3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?)

SPCA or Cats Aid I think. Also homeless charities. It's unfair; I think every charity deserves a home and it's just terrible that some are out there, wandering the streets with their collection boxes, nowhere to lay their heads at night...

4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold?

Too cold. It's easy to warm up if you're cold but it can be really hard to cool down. Not that it's really an issue in Ireland.

5. How are your cooking skills?

I won't starve but I won't be getting hired by any five-star hotels. Hell, I won't be getting hired by any one-star hotels! Meh, I can make stews, chips, shepherd's pie kind of thing. Some who have eaten my food have even survived.

6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar?

Possibly never. Bender won't let me.

Plankton · 05-01-2022, 06:21 AM

1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate?

Hot Pocket right out of the microwave.

2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water?

*grunts*

3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?)

The Human Fund.

4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold?

How about both at the same time?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5. How are your cooking skills?

I can boil a mean pot of water.

6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar?

Prob the next time I soil it.

Trollheart · 05-01-2022, 07:33 PM

How could you possibly be too hot and too cold at the same time? Have you been experimenting with that cloning machine again?

Plankton · 05-02-2022, 05:59 AM

The Meat Sweats?

SGR · 05-02-2022, 08:31 AM

1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate?

A relative of mine and me do these hot food challenges together every now and then for a bit of fun - we do the challenges while the rest of our family watches. Most haven't been that bad, but there was one - the Death Nut challenge, in which you had to eat about 5 small packs of progressively hotter peanuts - wait around a minute and a half before consuming the next pack of peanuts - no water or food allowed in between peanuts, just pain. I thought I was doing alright until I got to the final one - the Death Nut. I tried to chew it and get it down as quickly as possible - and about 30 seconds later, my body felt like it was melting internally. My stomach basically committed a mutiny against me and I had to spend about 15 minutes in the bathroom throwing up. I don't think I took a **** in the next two days that didn't feel like magma coming out of my *******.

2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water?

Probably heating. I don't mind the cold.

3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?)

Spreading awareness of the dangers to corporal punishment against kids.

4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold?

Too cold.

5. How are your cooking skills?

I'm an excellent cook. It's shopping and gathering ingredients that I hate.

6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar?

No immediate plans.

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It's unfair; I think every charity deserves a home and it's just terrible that some are out there, wandering the streets with their collection boxes, nowhere to lay their heads at night...

I can't say I have ever seen a charity wandering the streets, that would just be weird.

The Batlord · 05-02-2022, 04:15 PM

But who won though?

Trollheart · 05-02-2022, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SGR

I can't say I have ever seen a charity wandering the streets, that would just be weird.

She's a nice girl though. Not that weird.

jadis · 05-03-2022, 01:56 AM

1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate?

Probably something I ate as a teenager, which wouldn't seem that hot to me today

2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water?

Water if I'm in Canada, heating if I'm somewhere hot.

3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?)

The first two first ones I remember were abolition of capital punishment and animal welfare.

4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold?

Too hot if I'm in Canada, too cold if I'm somewhere hot

5. How are your cooking skills?

Decent. Got much better since we watched most Gordon Ramsey shows during quarantine, but it also made me aware of my limitations: I can cook some dishes nicely but don't have the manual dexterity to be a proper cook.

6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar?

No

04-30-2022, 07:07 PM	#10902 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate? My memory is patchy but I recall a very hot Indian meal that made me literally weep. These days I can handle the heat. 2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water? Heating, because I can just put warm clothes on. 3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?) Charities that support those with all types of disabilities, especially invisible ones. 4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold? Too cold. 5. How are your cooking skills? On a scale of 1-10 I'm a 5-6. Baking however I'm a clear 7.5. 6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar? When I can change my goddamn name again. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

04-30-2022, 08:04 PM	#10903 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate? Nah, not me mate. I don't eat hot spicy things. Unless you count Aldebaran, the Red Giant Star. But I WAS really hungry... 2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water? Heating I guess. With electricity still in place you can still plug in a heater, and you got to have water. 3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?) SPCA or Cats Aid I think. Also homeless charities. It's unfair; I think every charity deserves a home and it's just terrible that some are out there, wandering the streets with their collection boxes, nowhere to lay their heads at night... 4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold? Too cold. It's easy to warm up if you're cold but it can be really hard to cool down. Not that it's really an issue in Ireland. 5. How are your cooking skills? I won't starve but I won't be getting hired by any five-star hotels. Hell, I won't be getting hired by any one-star hotels! Meh, I can make stews, chips, shepherd's pie kind of thing. Some who have eaten my food have even survived. 6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar? Possibly never. Bender won't let me. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-01-2022, 06:21 AM	#10904 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate? Hot Pocket right out of the microwave. 2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water? grunts 3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?) The Human Fund. 4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold? How about both at the same time? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5. How are your cooking skills? I can boil a mean pot of water. 6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar? Prob the next time I soil it. __________________ See location...

05-01-2022, 07:33 PM	#10905 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	How could you possibly be too hot and too cold at the same time? Have you been experimenting with that cloning machine again? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-02-2022, 05:59 AM	#10906 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	The Meat Sweats? __________________ See location...

05-03-2022, 01:56 AM	#10910 (permalink)
jadis Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: dont ask Posts: 1,232	1. What is the hottest thing you ever ate? Probably something I ate as a teenager, which wouldn't seem that hot to me today 2. Would you rather temporarily lose electricity, heating or water? Water if I'm in Canada, heating if I'm somewhere hot. 3. What is your pet cause? (In other words, what cause or charity are you most interested in?) The first two first ones I remember were abolition of capital punishment and animal welfare. 4. In general, would you rather be too hot or too cold? Too hot if I'm in Canada, too cold if I'm somewhere hot 5. How are your cooking skills? Decent. Got much better since we watched most Gordon Ramsey shows during quarantine, but it also made me aware of my limitations: I can cook some dishes nicely but don't have the manual dexterity to be a proper cook. 6. When, if at all, do you plan to change your avatar? No