The Saturday 6-Pack

~~jwb~~ · 05-15-2022, 08:30 PM

I assumed he was saying his mother was an alcoholic with white Russian for breastmilk

rostasi · 05-15-2022, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I realise you're just being contrarian here, but I think it's pretty self-evident that I meant drinking alcohol, otherwise we all started at age zero.

If you read what I wrote, you would see that I wasn't being a contrarian,
but stating that the literal is all I had to go on ("self-evident": I have no
other start date for "drinking").

~~jwb~~ · 05-15-2022, 10:34 PM

You sound like you need a drink.

**Marie Monday** · 05-16-2022, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb

i don't know what you mean by it's a matter of definition instead of realism. What does that mean?

The way i see it, the term benevolent dictator was right in the premise of the question so yes i do think you either grant that premise in order to answer the question or else the question is disingenuously worded and frankly not worth answering.

I mean immortality just doesn't exist, while I think benevolent dictators can't exist by definition. But I agree with your point

Trollheart · 05-16-2022, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by rostasi

If you read what I wrote, you would see that I wasn't being a contrarian,
but stating that the literal is all I had to go on ("self-evident": I have no
other start date for "drinking").

Nah, you're just being smart. There isn't a person here who wasn't entirely clear on what I meant. Do I need to use puppets and diagrams in future? Come on man, I get the joke, but admit it was a joke, or at least a piece of sarcasm. Nobody could be that pedantic.

For instance, if a cop pulled you over and said "Excuse me sir have you been drinking?" are you going to be looking guiltily at that bottle of orange soda? I understand it's a joke, but you really should admit it.

SGR · 05-16-2022, 06:07 AM

Why yes officer, in fact I have been drinking tonight:

rubber soul · 05-16-2022, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Nah, you're just being smart. There isn't a person here who wasn't entirely clear on what I meant. Do I need to use puppets and diagrams in future? Come on man, I get the joke, but admit it was a joke, or at least a piece of sarcasm. Nobody could be that pedantic.

For instance, if a cop pulled you over and said "Excuse me sir have you been drinking?" are you going to be looking guiltily at that bottle of orange soda? I understand it's a joke, but you really should admit it.

rostasi · 05-16-2022, 07:06 AM

Wow. Ok, you’re gonna take what I said personally. NEVER did I say that you weren’t clear in your meaning. All I said was … oh fuck it. I can’t do anything when it comes to someone else’s reading comprehension. You’ve basically taken a self-referentially answered statement and turned it into a personal butthurt. The “joke” (your interpretation, not mine) was that I don’t have the experience of alcohol drinking, so I was going for “drinking” in the general form. Take a stress pill dude.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Nah, you're just being smart. There isn't a person here who wasn't entirely clear on what I meant. Do I need to use puppets and diagrams in future? Come on man, I get the joke, but admit it was a joke, or at least a piece of sarcasm. Nobody could be that pedantic.

For instance, if a cop pulled you over and said "Excuse me sir have you been drinking?" are you going to be looking guiltily at that bottle of orange soda? I understand it's a joke, but you really should admit it.

Lisnaholic · 05-16-2022, 07:24 AM

Difficult though it is to tear my attention away from this examination of the word "drinking", I am drawn back to Marie's answer:

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

6. What mystery would you like to see solved?
Any of the big physics mysteries. The incompatibility of quantum physics and general relativity, dark matter/energy etc.

Dark Matter is a particularly worrisome mystery to me:

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Dark matter is a hypothetical form of matter thought to account for approximately 85% of the matter in the universe......
no one has directly observed dark matter yet – assuming it exists....

Dark matter has only made it to scientific orthodoxy since about the 1980s: so for centuries, science, incl astonomy, has been looking at just 15% of the universe? How parochial, how myopic.

Other mysteries that I would like answers to* are: What is outside the observable universe? Why was there a Big Bang at all? If there are other Big Bangs, are they unreachably far away in time, or in space, or both?

* I'd like answers, but preferably in one-line sentences please, on account of attention-span issues.

rubber soul · 05-16-2022, 07:34 AM

You've never drank alcohol, rostasi? That had to take a lot of willpower given the peer pressure we all go through as teens. I'm impressed.

05-15-2022, 08:30 PM	#10961 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	I assumed he was saying his mother was an alcoholic with white Russian for breastmilk

05-15-2022, 10:34 PM	#10963 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	You sound like you need a drink.

05-16-2022, 06:07 AM	#10966 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	Why yes officer, in fact I have been drinking tonight: