Probably hadn't the patients.

Thank you!

Hey there, Rez. Nice to see you around again :wave:

Apologies if any of these questions were asked before. (Taken from the Colbert Questionnaire)



1.What’s your favorite sandwich?


2.What’s the one thing you own that you should really throw out?


3.What is the scariest animal?


4.Have you ever asked someone for an autograph? If so, from whom?


5. What is the most used app on your phone?


6. Describe the rest of your life in five words?



Okay, my turn is done. Who’s next?

1.What’s your favorite sandwich?

I'm really more of a "throw meat on bread till I get tired" kinda guy so I don't have any specific style of sandwich. Making a grilled cheese with olive oil is pretty based though.

2.What’s the one thing you own that you should really throw out?

I want all my ****.

3.What is the scariest animal?

Theoretically that fish that swims up your dick but in day to day life paper wasps are *******s. They just sort of run up on you and stare you straight in the face.

4.Have you ever asked someone for an autograph? If so, from whom?

No.

5. What is the most used app on your phone?

Podcast Addict.

6. Describe the rest of your life in five words?

Dear God that was boring.

1.What’s your favorite sandwich?


Day to day, tuna. But occasionally, chicken salad hits the spot.

2.What’s the one thing you own that you should really throw out?


I have bunch of socks with holes in them - I still wear em cuz **** it

3.What is the scariest animal?

Sasquatch, no cap.

4.Have you ever asked someone for an autograph? If so, from whom?


When I was a kid, I asked the costumed actors as Disney World for autographs. So yeah, I got an autograph from Donald Duck and I was basically the coolest.

5. What is the most used app on your phone?


Google Messages probably

6. Describe the rest of your life in five words?

He was loving and kind.

I'll do it next Saturday :beer:

1. What’s your favorite sandwich?

Burrata, sliced tomato, basil leaves and olive oil with salt and pepper on a baguette.

2. What’s the one thing you own that you should really throw out?

Collection of moisturizers that I no longer use, and am holding on to because I think I might use them one day, even though I've only stuck with one of them (Mountain Ocean Skin Coconut Trip, if you must know).

3. What is the scariest animal?

The huge pit bull that a guy in the neighborhood often lets off the leash in the mornings when I’m leaving for work. I’m deathly afraid of that dog and will circle way around them or go across the street when I encounter them.

4. Have you ever asked someone for an autograph? If so, from whom?

The only person I recall is Jimmy Connors at a pro/celebrity tennis tournament when I was a youngster. He was exiting the clubhouse and a group of us were standing there, and as he started signing autographs my aunt encouraged me to hold out my program to him, which he signed. I remember being surprised that his hair, although brown, had a lot of red in it.

5. What is the most used app on your phone?

YouTube

6. Describe the rest of your life in five words?

Never too happy or sad.

(Clumsily expressed to accommodate five words - but meaning never get too happy or too sad about anything.)

1.What’s your favorite sandwich?


Banh mi

2.What’s the one thing you own that you should really throw out?


I moved this summer so I got rid of everything in that category already.

3.What is the scariest animal?

Tigers. If you see one in the wild you're not going to be seeing much for long.

4.Have you ever asked someone for an autograph? If so, from whom?


Nope.

5. What is the most used app on your phone?


Spotify.

6. Describe the rest of your life in five words?

More futility with occasional highs.

1.What’s your favorite sandwich?

Salmon
2.What’s the one thing you own that you should really throw out?

Old socks with lots of holes in them
3.What is the scariest animal?
spiders
4.Have you ever asked someone for an autograph? If so, from whom?

No
5. What is the most used app on your phone?

WhatsApp?
6. Describe the rest of your life in five words?
I should have tried harder

You don't need to try, Marie - you're naturally wonderful.

But please tell me you hold the mayo on that salmon sandwich. ;)