Anyone?

edit: Nevermind I'll do it!

What is the worst (objectively--in terms of corniness or being just plain terrible) song that you genuinely love?

Not sure if I could name one. Stuff like Metal Machine Music and The Shaggs are panned a lot but I don't find them terrible or bad.

What odd things do you do when alone in your home or apartment?

I practice my extended vocal technique.

Have you ever had any forum members here pop up in your dreams?

Not really. I haven't sunk that low yet.

If you were a deity, how would you prefer to be summoned/what offerings would you require?

I would want people to summon me through an orgy and to leave a nice buffet and open bar for me while they go on with it and barely even notice me.

What was your very first internet username?

aclockwisecarrot

If you died and were actually able to lurk around as a ghost, how would you want your funeral/wake to go?

The funeral should be a short little formality to appease my older family members, the wake would be a balls out party.

What is the worst (objectively--in terms of corniness or being just plain terrible) song that you genuinely love?

Almost every Blink-182 song and Cyndi Lauper's song from the Goonies... that song really gets me going. Pretty nostalgic I guess.

What odd things do you do when alone in your home or apartment?

Nothing necessarily abnormal... I'll scream at inanimate objects and insult my dog I guess ("stupid ****ing slut what the **** are you staring at? ****ing imbecile you're not good for anything... love you Sophie <3"). But doesn't everyone?

Have you ever had any forum members here pop up in your dreams?

No members specifically but the board itself at least twice. I take that back, probably Batlord.

If you were a deity, how would you prefer to be summoned/what offerings would you require?

Pssh. I'd do everything right that the current "god" isn't doing. Summon me by needing help or whatever and I'll fixin'. No need to believe in me for an afterlife either cause I ain't a narcissistic *******.

What was your very first internet username?

Legosbob47

If you died and were actually able to lurk around as a ghost, how would you want your funeral/wake to go?

Short and sweet. Cool tunes playing and a celebration of the good **** I did in life. Family members being happy that I ever existed and not sad that I'm gone.

What is the worst (objectively--in terms of corniness or being just plain terrible) song that you genuinely love?

Easiest question ever.



What odd things do you do when alone in your home or apartment?

Too much ****, but probably the weirdest is making faces, talking to myself, and just in general trying to make myself laugh for minutes on end into the mirror. Pretty much nothing on earth makes me laugh harder than me staring at myself.

Have you ever had any forum members here pop up in your dreams?

I think so, but I can't remember who.

If you were a deity, how would you prefer to be summoned/what offerings would you require?

Sexy, underaged, virgin sacrifice.

What was your very first internet username?

Necrolust



If you died and were actually able to lurk around as a ghost, how would you want your funeral/wake to go?

Strippers, open bar, live band, sex in the bushes.

What is the worst (objectively--in terms of corniness or being just plain terrible) song that you genuinely love?
Danity Kane - Damaged.. generic pop, but it's too catchy.

What odd things do you do when alone in your home or apartment?
I make funny noises and voices, and play with my dog as if I'm a dog. I think that's it, I'm mostly normal.

Have you ever had any forum members here pop up in your dreams?
Yes, though I can't think of specifics atm. I know it has happened on more than one occasion.

If you were a deity, how would you prefer to be summoned/what offerings would you require?
Summoned from a bong. Hrmm, offerings of delicious tropical fruits and other delicious munchies.

What was your very first internet username?
MaximumKool is as far back as I can remember.. I was probably like 9-11? AOL days. Inspired by Hackers ofc.

If you died and were actually able to lurk around as a ghost, how would you want your funeral/wake to go?
I'd want someone to drive my body to a remote location in the woods (after it was removed of all useful organs for others to use) and thrown on the ground to rot/be eaten.

Too soon.

Like New Jersey needs more corpses lying around.

Where do you live? I'll request to be dumped on your porch.

What is the worst (objectively--in terms of corniness or being just plain terrible) song that you genuinely love?

i'm sure there are a ton but when thinking about it there isn't one in particular that crosses my mind. i guess probably this one



What odd things do you do when alone in your home or apartment?

i talk to myself quite a bit. i also walk around singing catchy songs incredibly loud, today it was The Smiths btw.

Have you ever had any forum members here pop up in your dreams?

i remember dreaming about JGuy, Plankton and Frownland (all in the same dream obv) and i think i posted about it in the dreams thread. but that dream was more just about the forum, never had a dream of seeing anyone IRL.

If you were a deity, how would you prefer to be summoned/what offerings would you require?

has there ever been a deity to require snapchat nudes? nah? well i'll be the first then.

What was your very first internet username?

lol

keep in mind i'm only 19 so i'm a fair bit younger than most here but my parents were pretty liberal with my internet usage growing up. because of that i had an account on just about every social media by the age of 12 or 13. because of this i had a ton of horribly cringy usernames, but my very first one was my twitter handle "RileyCIsAwesome."

If you died and were actually able to lurk around as a ghost, how would you want your funeral/wake to go?

part 1: cry
part 2: mourn
part 3: party
part 4: hangover