music_collector

Of course I'm bad at golf!

sigh

music_collector

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em"

Denis Leary

SGR

Reason #1 to keep the federal ban on marijuana:

"My golf buddies are too ****ing calm after they smoke it! And those dudes are ass holes! They're swinging birdies while I'm swinging bogeys while doing everything in my power to smite the gnats gnawing at my ears!"

music_collector

Thank you. Someone who gets it!

Nah, I'm ok with it being legal here. It's not for me, but it's fine.

SGR

It's interesting that, out of all "food items" to choose from, you chose pot...something you'd like to share?

ribbons

1. What's one thing that has become popular in music (say last 20 years) that instantly turns you off? Any genre...

Autotune. I don’t mind it for light/low speed pitch correcting, but fast speed settings on vocals make me want to retch. (Would retching sound better autotuned? )

2. You get to choose a direct sequel to any game, book, movie, or album that never received one - it will be made by its original creator in their prime and will be bestowed on the world. What do you choose?

This is such a difficult question (for me) because I generally dislike sequels, and can’t really think of anything. Off the top of my head, maybe some sort of continuation of Please Kill Me: The Oral Uncensored History Of Punk by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain – the most vicariously thrilling rock ‘n’ roll book of all time. Both feet in the ooze!

3. You are suddenly transported into the past - you open your eyes to see Jesus being frogmarched to his crucifixion - your are among the crowd - what do you do?

Probably pull a Veronica and run to console him. Jesus is my idea of the perfect man lol.

4. You are charged with removing one food item from existence - you have to choose only one - but the catch is that after you make your choice, everyone in the world will be given your name, picture, and address and made aware that you were the one responsible - what food item do you choose?

Even though I no longer eat meat, much less deli meats – probably Bologna/baloney a/k/a the grossest food I have ever ingested. Don't think there would be too many reprisals against me if baloney were eradicated from the face of the earth.

5. Have you ever come close to death? If so, what's the closest you've come? Experiences of others coming close to death near you also count.

Not close to death, but I was severely ill and hospitalized as a child with double pneumonia and serious complications.

6. What was your favorite cereal as a kid? If you never ate cereal, what was your favorite breakfast as kid?

I was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. In cold weather, hot Cream of Wheat cereal with honey and salt. When I was a very young child, my mother would give me a sweet potato biscuit and a soft boiled egg in a custard cup. I thought that was a pretty big deal.

The Batlord

Baloney is repulsive and cream of wheat is vastly superior to oatmeal. You know what I'm getting some god damn cream of wheat next time I go to the store.

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ribbons

I LOVE farina - and Cream of Rice is good too!

Agreed about it being better than oatmeal.

Trollheart

I'd just set the vampires on them. It would be a massacre.

Nothing can stand up to a bunch of angry Italian mothers!

A compelling argument!
I wondered about that too. Is pot a food item?
My girl!

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music_collector

I wanted to put in cheese, or white sauces instead. The rest of my family likes them, so I can't ban that.

My wife has tried some edibles, and she likes them. I've never seen her high, as she's eaten them while staying with friends.

When my grandparents would visit, my father would keep a huge slab of it for my grandmother. She didn't like beef, and dad would always buy some filet mignon for one meal. He would instead bbq the baloney for her.

I was forced to eat puffed wheat as a kid. I had to drown the crap in brown sugar in order to make it somewhat palatable.