music_collector

I've never tried pot. I'd lose my security clearance/job if I did. I never liked the smell of it. I just wish my neighbours would stay inside with it. They can show people who might buy their house how good it is.

I'm not against people using it. I know it helps lots of people with medical conditions. I think it should be banned on the golf course though. It gives the player an unfair advantage (being too calm, not feeling stress/pressure).

The Batlord

Lol an unfair advantage at golf? Maybe you just suck.

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music_collector

I do suck at golf, but it's beside the point. I've played with guys who just get in there, grip it and rip it 300 yards down the fairway. I get to the tee, wonder how the hell I'm going to keep my ball out of the water, while swatting away the stupid gnats circling my face!

The Batlord

You're just describing not being good at golf.

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music_collector

Of course I'm bad at golf!

sigh

music_collector

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em"

Denis Leary

SGR

Reason #1 to keep the federal ban on marijuana:

"My golf buddies are too ****ing calm after they smoke it! And those dudes are ass holes! They're swinging birdies while I'm swinging bogeys while doing everything in my power to smite the gnats gnawing at my ears!"

music_collector

Thank you. Someone who gets it!

Nah, I'm ok with it being legal here. It's not for me, but it's fine.

SGR

It's interesting that, out of all "food items" to choose from, you chose pot...something you'd like to share?

ribbons

1. What's one thing that has become popular in music (say last 20 years) that instantly turns you off? Any genre...

Autotune. I don’t mind it for light/low speed pitch correcting, but fast speed settings on vocals make me want to retch. (Would retching sound better autotuned? )

2. You get to choose a direct sequel to any game, book, movie, or album that never received one - it will be made by its original creator in their prime and will be bestowed on the world. What do you choose?

This is such a difficult question (for me) because I generally dislike sequels, and can’t really think of anything. Off the top of my head, maybe some sort of continuation of Please Kill Me: The Oral Uncensored History Of Punk by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain – the most vicariously thrilling rock ‘n’ roll book of all time. Both feet in the ooze!

3. You are suddenly transported into the past - you open your eyes to see Jesus being frogmarched to his crucifixion - your are among the crowd - what do you do?

Probably pull a Veronica and run to console him. Jesus is my idea of the perfect man lol.

4. You are charged with removing one food item from existence - you have to choose only one - but the catch is that after you make your choice, everyone in the world will be given your name, picture, and address and made aware that you were the one responsible - what food item do you choose?

Even though I no longer eat meat, much less deli meats – probably Bologna/baloney a/k/a the grossest food I have ever ingested. Don't think there would be too many reprisals against me if baloney were eradicated from the face of the earth.

5. Have you ever come close to death? If so, what's the closest you've come? Experiences of others coming close to death near you also count.

Not close to death, but I was severely ill and hospitalized as a child with double pneumonia and serious complications.

6. What was your favorite cereal as a kid? If you never ate cereal, what was your favorite breakfast as kid?

I was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. In cold weather, hot Cream of Wheat cereal with honey and salt. When I was a very young child, my mother would give me a sweet potato biscuit and a soft boiled egg in a custard cup. I thought that was a pretty big deal.