1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
"Fuck off, go ruin someone else's morning".

2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.
Can't remember anything.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
Never really thought about it...

4. First experience with death.
Well, a guy we all knew at the comic book store had passed away one morning and it hasn't been the same since. :(

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Ummm... "Loveless"

6. Why do people suffer?
Because people are imperfect...

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Get my baseball bat.
2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
I've never ever had a 'normal' dream. The last one I can remember though, started out with me eating my cat, then I went to the bathroom in a gas station. There were two toilets in the same stall, and a girl was somehow peeing while standing up next to me. I looked the window of the bathroom and there was a muddy hole, and farm animals were surrounding it, a farmer pulled out a dead mule from the hole while a donkey was going mad snapping at it. Next to the hole there were two dead tigers. Then I woke up, and I could never get the events during that dream out of my head that day.
3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
About a week.
4. First experience with death.
Aunt with skin caner in 2004.
5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
2112 just for ironys sake.
6. Why do people suffer?
The nervous system?

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Twitter "someones smashing the door open".

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
That I was pregnant and I couldn't find a place to give birth in whilst having contractions from hell. Oh and my boyfriend was getting arrested while this was going on. I've probably had much worse than this.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
I'm not really one to experience bad luck. Lifes tough get over it.

4. First experience with death.
My best friend fell through ice when I was 5, it was difficult for me to cope when I finally understood what her death meant.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Abba - Voulez-Vous, no matter what language the aliens may be, they can still disco to this music.

6. Why do people suffer?
Because we're all sinners, and it's survival of the fittest.

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Flush the drugs.

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
I'll tell you about it when I wake up.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
Bad luck is a cop out. Admit it. You failed.

4. First experience with death.
Nearly my own, when I was a child and some effing girl was spraying a toxic chemical solvent on a glow worm while we were playing in the cab of my dad's truck with the windows closed. I passed out in a pool of my own vomit and stopped breathing. The girl apparently left the truck, closed the door, and ran home after that. Soon, I woke in the yard to my dad giving me CPR. And no, there was no tunnel with a light at the end.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
I don't really care about this question.

6. Why do people suffer?
They don't drink enough alcohol.

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Throw my lamp in the direction of the open door, and leap for the hunting knife and baseballbat in my cupboard.

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
It would take too long to explain, but this really long and detailed naked lunch esque freakout.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
ummm i dont really recall ever having had a whole streak of bad luck.

4. First experience with death.
My grandmother dieing of an alergic reaction at lunchlast year. traumatic to say the least.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?

The cure - disintegration

6. Why do people suffer?
Because I want them to.

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Nothing, this happens to me on a regular basis because I don't lock my dorm door when I sleep, and i'm friendly enough that my friends know it's fine to just walk in whenever. I think the weirdest thing that ever resulted in was one of my suite mates in a drunken stupor come in my room, open my fridge, grab a milk, drink it, put it back empty, then leave.

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
My mom left me in a fountain store where a clown proceeded to rape me.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
who knows.

4. First experience with death.
um, my PE teacher died when I was like in eleventh grade or something.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?

Daydream Nation- Sonic Youth.

I really don't know what to do with that question....

6. Why do people suffer?
Because humans are inherently wicked and it's only social nicety that keeps more people from suffering.

1) What was the best concert you have been to?


AC/DC


2) Are you old enough to vote?

nah

3) If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?


bring my sister back


4) What is your most prized possession?


my sisters urn.


5) What has been the highlight of your life so far?

skateboarding


6) What are you going to do on your next day off


party hardy

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1) What was the best concert you have been to?


Phat07 and Summerset equally.


2) Are you old enough to vote?

Ha, yes.

3) If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?


Be born in previous generations so I could have gone to woodstock.


4) What is your most prized possession?

Um...my laptop?


5) What has been the highlight of your life so far?

Getting a degree, not being a drop out.


6) What are you going to do on your next day off

There's no such things as days off with post graduate study, but tonight I'm going to get drunk out of my tree.

I think the two of you lovely people did it wrong.

This weeks 6 Pack;
 

1. What did your parents say?
2. Why did you do it?
3. What the hell is that?
4. When will it all end?
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...