1. What did your parents say?
If you get inside the dumpster and jump on his head a bit no one will be able to tell he's in there.
2. Why did you do it?
I'm afraid that's a question I can't answer without my attorney present.
3. What the hell is that?
Don't worry my doctor said the swelling will go down in a matter of weeks. until then Iv'e taken to wearing boxer shorts.
4. When will it all end?
Well, I'm assuming as soon as I can think of something devilishly witty to put for the next 2 questions
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
*cough*
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
"My other bicycle is a pogo stick"

1. What did your parents say?
Virginia is for lovers.

2. Why did you do it?
For future generations.

3. What the hell is that?
That's my toenail you insensitive bastard.

4. When will it all end?
It already ended when everyone found out who killed Laura Palmer.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
The cat's litter box. Great, now I'm hungry.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
Jesus has a water bottle mounted on his bike so he can have wine whenever he wants. It's how he gets the ladies.

:laughing:

1. What did your parents say?
They weren't too pleased I can assure you!

2. Why did you do it?
Feels good man.

3. What the hell is that?
The result of bein in the game too long.

4. When will it all end?
When the fat bitch hits a high note.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A blank wall. A good metaphor.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg

Much love.

1. What did your parents say?
JD! Why the HELL is your head bloody!?
2. Why did you do it?
I didn't know that crowbars would do that.
3. What the hell is that?
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/g...er/crowbar.jpg
4. When will it all end?
When the world stops making music.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A half-naked Freddie Mercury poster on my wall.
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
I bet him and Freddie get along.

:laughing:

The finest sub sandwich you'll find in New York.

1. What did your parents say?
too much,.....way way too much
2. Why did you do it?
so the voices would stop
3. What the hell is that?
who cares its shiny
4. When will it all end?
end,...begin,....it all just runs together
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
two large boxes of books that dont fit anywhere,...yet,...
a stand up bass someone left here two years ago, that i now hang my bras from sometimes
my dog layin on the floor
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
lance armstrong

1. What did your parents say?
It's hard out here for a pimp....no but really....they said basically I have to be on my A-game because it's hard living in America and being a black man....
2. Why did you do it?
the opportunity presented itself and I knew I would get away with it while throwing the blame on another party
3. What the hell is that?
don't know, don't care but I'm running the opposite direction of it....I will not be the black man dying first in this horror movie
4. When will it all end?
It will never end....it's a constant cycle
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My closed closet
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
I'm eagerly awaiting a Jesus on a bike music video from The Lonely Island guys.

1. What did your parents say?
Are you sure this is a good idea?
2. Why did you do it?
My rice crispies told me to.
3. What the hell is that?
Dunno...doc said it should be cleared up pretty soon though.
4. When will it all end?
When the next thing begins.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Music.
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
I wonder if he's training for the MS150?