1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

I will have to get back to this one. Can't think of anything off the top of my head.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

I'm of the opinion that owning massive wealth is unethical. I'm not sure what the cut-off point would be, but surely there is a limit to how much money one person could need. If you sit on millions of dollars while millions are starving, can you really call yourself a good person?

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

Recently, I bought two beers in a supermarket and they had to check the price as it didn't register as what the signs said. I let the two guys behind me go in front while a store clerk went down to verify the pricing on the shelves. It's a tiny thing, but it's all I could think of.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?
Not like? Umm... can't think of any. I'm new to actually caring about sports at all and I've only got a handful that I like. I kind of support everyone that I think have talent, which is most professional athletes. An unsportsmanlike attitude does annoy me, but I really don't watch anything but the occasional bit of women's tennis, so... I've got nothing.

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

If it was scientifically guaranteed and verified as being the same kind of proteins, then sure, why not? It's not really any more gross if you think about it.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Like a pregnant woman, most types of breakfast makes me feel lightly nauseated (edit in honor of Batty, the resident grammar Nazi). I'd either go with rye bread and jam, or oatmeal + milk. Something fatty like English style brunch makes me wanna puke. I just can't handle sausages and bacon in the morning. I've had a habit of just skipping breakfast alltogether.

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

When was the last time TH posted a thread?

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

While I don't think there's ever been an autocratic government I'd like to live under, considering just how little the human race is to be trusted with voting, I might just consider a radical, autocratic alternative to democracy that hasn't been thought of. AI dictatorship or something? Someone needs to take the power from the people before they destroy themselves.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

Not many nice things that can be done for or by me in my life atm.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Back when I was a right wing dunce I used to have this burning hatred for Ted Kennedy that I transferred to Boston in general for no apparent reason. Have hated the Patriots ever since.

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

If it tastes reasonably good then yeah. No reason to kill anything when you can get a burger sans suffering.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Pizza at the crack of noon. I like breakfast food and all, but in general I'd rather eat other foods unless it's cereal.

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

Probably one of my coworkers talking with food in their mouth.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

I don't know, I don't have a problem with Woody Allen... I think the Clintons are murderers and shit

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

My coworker made me a burrito

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

OJ Simpson

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

Depends on how it tastes. If it tasted the same or close enough I would totally eat it, but I'm not going to treat myself to a birthday steak of mediocre fake meat.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Steak and eggs served by chef Mickey but not at Disneyland.

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

TH's April Fool's joke.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

In here: you should be able to justify your opinions.
In public: the troops shouldn't be supported.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

My marijuajuana delivery driver gave me an extra half ounce because she was quitting that night.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Nada

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

I'd definitely try it at the very least.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Slightly runny scrambled eggs, buttered toast or English muffin, and maple sausage links. Coffee and water to drink.

Don't forget your cherry pie, Coop.

links >>>>>> patties

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?
I have a colleage that makes me cringe every time she opens her mouth.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.
All of my nihilistic ****. Also all of my antinatalistic ****. Also agreeing with Batty that some type of advanced totalitarian system seems kinda good at times. #stoked4skynet

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.
My mom and her husband just came over to install a carbon monoxide sensor in my kitchen because a family in our town was recently killed by that **** and my mom has been worried ever since.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?
Don't care about sports at all.

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.
Sure. If it would taste good and with the added bonus of less animal suffering it might be a great thing.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.
The one I had today was pretty ideal: Bacon, eggs sunny-side-up, full wheat roll with herbal butter, baked beans, some smoked scamorza cheese, pickles and some small radishes.
It's way too much for every day (my usual breakfast is an apple and a banana), but since I had it at noon and was pretty hungover, it was quite appropriate.

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

Footage from Syria this week. Dude walking around in circles carrying his infant son’s corpse.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

Differentiating between my troll opinions and my true opinions, among my sincere beliefs, Myanmar did the right thing by expelling the Rohingya minority.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

Buddy gave me free eats from his garden.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Those ugly gorilla sisters who play tennis.

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

Yes. It’s an important step to remove suffering from the planet.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

What I had this morning: Soppressata, arugula, enokitake mushrooms, goat cheese, three egg omelette. Washed down with sweet tea.

:eek: :D

Serena might be thick but also too burly for my tastes. Seeing that phat ****ing ass awkwardly jammed on top of those tree trunk legs makes me feel threatened.

Unless you're doing a sandwich situation, but even then you can make links work.

I think she's hot.

When she has her natural hair she is very good looking.

I’m not saying I wouldn’t **** her.

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

That picture Frown posted in Spam that looked like a ball of fried mucus.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

I want to murder Bobby Flay. I loathe him.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

Drove me to a job interview and then directly to a chinese buffet because I wouldn't shut up about wanting to go to a buffet all week.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Ughhhhh I don't care

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

Sure

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Shrimp & grits, (or scrambled eggs with cheese and chorizo) fried potatoes & onions, an over-medium egg, link sausages covered in maple syrup, and maybe fried plantains or something. Alternately: A mango, blackberries and an english muffin (with butter and strawberry-fig jam on top or sunflower seed butter drizzled with honey) and also these lemon-y powdered sugar-y crepes from this one diner near downtown Fort Worth. And also pie. OR an apple fritter. Wait, no: One apple fritter, one small piece of cherry pie, and some fruit & walnuts and honey on top of greek yogurt. With grapefruit juice and coffee. Actually, you know what? Maybe just some cold pizza and a mimosa.

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

I had to skip the Scott's Tots episode of The Office recently because I just cannot hang with it. I like light cringe humor, but that ep ****s me up.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

I've brought it up before but i'm anti procreation.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

The cashier told me I looked nice while I was buying toilet paper at the dollar store.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

the one with the domestic violence charges

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

For sure. The environmental impact would be huge.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Bottomless mimosas and sourdough avocado toast

Are you aware of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement?

VHEMT

ofc

whats some good stuff to mix with Brandy and GIN


or should i just go hardcore and drink it straight ..???

I think you should go to sleep.

This is so Cali that I'm picturing you eating it while surfing on a Great White that's holding a protest sign that says "NO NUKES".

Ftfy

never been surfing or protesting nukes, i'm a terrible example of the cali transplant sterostype outside of my constant use of "hella"

edit: also we're no longer in a drought so **** you ori

"Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense."

Depopulation will make us smarter too! Neat!

Does that mean you're shaving your pits now?

No way, four years strong

But you still won't let me suck on those Cali braids.

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

I watched the first episode of Punisher and the scene in the police station made me want to kill myself.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

You should be able to sell your children.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

Tune-Yards tour manager gave me some water and left two half-full bottles of prosecco in the green room for me.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Alexis Sanchez.

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

Don't see why not, unless it taste like shit.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Grated spam grilled for a bit, few eggs tossed in, a few sausages on the side on bread with some cheese.

I'm sure your parents agree.

Some great answers this week.

Really excited about lab produced meat tbh. Some strides need to be made in terms of texture and fat content but once we are there and the production cost is brought down then I'll be buying it.

Literally just muscle atm.

Once capitalism results in the technology to reproduce basically whatever you want, luxury communism will bring peace on earth.

That’s basically what some new wave Marxists are saying.

Lab grown meat is still going to take natural resources to produce. There’s no getting past the laws of physics.

Obviously it wouldn't actually result in any kind of true communism, but that terminology might help to keep the ideology at arms length while progress is being made in the real world.

As long as I get free **** and don’t have to work we can call whatever you want.

Depends on how good you want the shit to be. Good shit? Capitalism. Bad shit? Any of the other ones.

Free ****.

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

Primal paleo diet videos I found on YT, and a debate between it's author and a popular vegan youtuber.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

I have lots, but let's go with the one where I think cemeteries are complete waste of land and need to be used for something useful instead of the for the preservation of dead bodies.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

Uhh, I bought the security guards at my job breakfast sandwiches a couple Fridays ago.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Michael Vic is the only name that really comes to mind.

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

I'm not opposed to it, I think it's a step in the right direction.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.
Cold pizza, a bagel with cream cheese, or soft boiled/any runny eggs over small pieces of toasted of bread which are then mixed together so the bread is covered in yolk.. I dont think it has a name but it's the best way to eat eggs. Season with whatever.. oh, and Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese sandwich on a nice poppy seed hardroll.

veg·an
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noun
1.
a person who does not eat or use animal products.

None of the things i listed are vegan. It says ideal not what do you eat for breakfast.

My standard breakfast is 1 cup cereal, tons of blueberries, 1 banana, 3 tbl spoons of chia seeds, and a handful of trailmix wih almond milk

That sounds great.