The Saturday 6-Pack

Freebase Dali · 08-14-2009, 11:59 PM

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
The dirty Jew.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
The dirty Jew. It's pretty humiliating.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Myself. I'd argue less.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
I wouldn't. I already am a musician, and I'm happy with my aspirations.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Winning the lottery?

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
Women complaining about men's inability to understand them when they can't even rationalize their own thought processes. You can't understand a woman under the total control of inconsistent emotions and hormonal dictations other than understanding how to pretend you do. We're big dumb guys because that's what makes sense to you, meanwhile we're just happy you've finally shut the fuck up.

Terrible Lizard · 08-15-2009, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
The dirty Jew.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
The dirty Jew. It's pretty humiliating.

gunnels · 08-15-2009, 12:07 AM

I just looked it up.

How would that work on a guy?

Freebase Dali · 08-15-2009, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

I just looked it up.

How would that work on a guy?

Not everything you read on Urban Dictionary should be used in context with most of the things I say.

Terrible Lizard · 08-15-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Not everything you read on Urban Dictionary should be used in context with most of the things I say.

Actually there is a "way" to give a man the dirty jew, but you really, really, really, really, really, really don't want to know.

Freebase Dali · 08-15-2009, 12:14 AM

Or you could call the act of tying a girl up completely naked, forcing her to her knees and shooting a load at the back of her head execution style... The dirty Jew.

Use your imaginations. It could get worse than that if you bring gas chambers into the picture...

WWWP · 08-15-2009, 12:14 AM

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
I'll take what I can get.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
I can't think of anything imaginative... dreadnaught has the best answer I think.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Oh man. I like most of you... But probably either sweet kenny or molecules. I'm most compatible with them.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Ani DiFranco. Rocks my world.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Backpacking through Europe. Oh, how cliche I am.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
They cum first?

Double X · 08-15-2009, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
Women complaining about men's inability to understand them when they can't even rationalize their own thought processes. You can't understand a woman under the total control of inconsistent emotions and hormonal dictations other than understanding how to pretend you do. We're big dumb guys because that's what makes sense to you, meanwhile we're just happy you've finally shut the fuck up.

So much truth to this. I know there are some exceptions but my old gf proves this.

Astronomer · 08-15-2009, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

Feminism.

They way they want to villify men for their sex drives and fantasies, and for them having their own standards and ideas of what female beauty is, as if women don't have a sex drive of their own, or their own standards of what men should be like, I'd say their standards are a hell of a ****ing lot higher than men's are, for the most part.

Not all feminism comes down to that... the core of feminism as an idea is pretty much just wanting equality for both sexes.

What's with all the vagina hate in these responses!

Terrible Lizard · 08-15-2009, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

Not all feminism comes down to that... the core of feminism as an idea is pretty much just wanting equality for both sexes.

What's with all the vagina hate in these responses!

Boo Boo prefers abused Vaj.

08-14-2009, 11:59 PM	#2471 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	1. Favourite sexual position and why? The dirty Jew. 2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester? The dirty Jew. It's pretty humiliating. 3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why? Myself. I'd argue less. 4. If you could be one musician, who would you be? I wouldn't. I already am a musician, and I'm happy with my aspirations. 5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before? Winning the lottery? 6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex. Women complaining about men's inability to understand them when they can't even rationalize their own thought processes. You can't understand a woman under the total control of inconsistent emotions and hormonal dictations other than understanding how to pretend you do. We're big dumb guys because that's what makes sense to you, meanwhile we're just happy you've finally shut the fuck up. __________________

08-15-2009, 12:14 AM	#2476 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Or you could call the act of tying a girl up completely naked, forcing her to her knees and shooting a load at the back of her head execution style... The dirty Jew. Use your imaginations. It could get worse than that if you bring gas chambers into the picture... __________________