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11-29-2009, 02:09 AM
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Registered Jimmy Rustler
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: USA
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*Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew* *Always Checks Credentials Crew* *nba > nfl crew* *Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew* |
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11-29-2009, 03:19 AM
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Saaaad Panda
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 852
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I'm sure they're fine. Boobs of all sizes rock. Believe me, I'm a connoisseur of sorts...
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Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah. |
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11-29-2009, 07:55 AM
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It's my Mau5head!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 233
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What was your childhood nickname, and why?
hmm I've had a few: Custy - abbr. for my name (morphed into various others such as Krusty, Custard, Mustard etc.) Willow, Borrower - I'm not the tallest Hondy, Spaniard - Half Honduran/Spanish surname Solano - The way I play football apparently Salmon - I can't swim very well Best pick up line you've ever heard? "Can i have your picture, so i can show santa what i want for christmas?" Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? No What do you do when vending machines steal your money? I shake my head and tut. Whats the worst injury you've ever received? Torn ankle ligaments. I'll never forgive that guy for the two footed lunge....bastard! If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be? Russell Howard - I want to laugh Nigel Mansell - My childhood hero Megan Fox - Eye candy
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11-29-2009, 09:56 AM
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FakingSuicideForApplause
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: I live in a van down by the river
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I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. |
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11-29-2009, 12:59 PM
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you know what it is
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,890
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What was your childhood nickname, and why?
ash, ashes, and occasionally ashtray from my older brother. Started getting cookie a lot around middle school because of my last name. Best pick up line you've ever heard? ''how much does a polar bear weigh?'' Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? No, I'd rather buy a pimp ass stereo system. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Find another vending machine, and another dollar. Whats the worst injury you've ever received? Nothing serious, when I was younger I fell and caught my eye on the edge of a concrete step, had a sick shiner for about a week. If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be? Cortes, Henry VIII, and Genghis Khan. Who knows what kind of hilarity that would bring about.
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11-29-2009, 01:10 PM
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Music?! Lets boogie!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: CO
Posts: 215
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"Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you." |
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11-29-2009, 01:21 PM
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you know what it is
Join Date: Mar 2008
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11-29-2009, 03:14 PM
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daddy don't
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: the Wastes
Posts: 2,577
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What was your childhood nickname, and why?
Jinsie. no reason Best pick up line you've ever heard? is that an erect penis in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. can see a few people here who have probably used that one Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? maybe if i suffered horrific disfiguring burns, but let's face it you're never going to put your willy in anyone again are you What do you do when vending machines steal your money? shit question Whats the worst injury you've ever received? weird fall which rolled the skin off my knee in primary school, carried to the matron by two 16 year old girls in tears. nothing else If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be? can't think of anyone, hope you enjoyed reading |
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11-29-2009, 03:33 PM
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we are stardust
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,894
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What was your childhood nickname, and why?
Persnickety, as in Princess Persnickety from Sesame Street... I don't know why. Best pick up line you've ever heard? Do you want to see something swell? Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? Nope, I'm pretty happy with my body and all those plastic surgery horror stories are pretty scary/hilarious. Only if I was in some kind of accident that deformed me or something. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Yell at them and lament over my lost money. Whats the worst injury you've ever received? I broke my collarbone completely in half in which one of the broken edges almost came through the skin. It was pretty gross. If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be? Aristotle, Cleopatra VII, John Lennon. Although they could possibly all be not so animated.
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