The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 01-16-2010, 02:56 PM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
I never do, unless I'm sick.

2. Describe your perfect day...
Wake up to a pot of tea and English muffins with honey and cigarettes, brought to me by Julian Casablancas jay kay, my bofyriend.......then taking a walk around the boulevard where it's sunny and warm, bonin', playing freaky instruments together, then getting drunk and singing songs from various musicals, dancing, making good food, drinking more until we start with Beatles medleys then falling asleep together.

3. What would be your stage name?
Paloma.

4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
hummus flavored

5. Greatest invention ever?
Sex toys lulz

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
Getting pregnant as a teenager (wooo I made it through), Going deaf, being Bob Geldof

LoathsomePete · 01-16-2010, 03:02 PM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?

Late November I missed my second to last music appreciation class to take my mum to the clinic for her appointment because her knee was too buggered up to drive.

2. Describe your perfect day...

Good music, good friends, good food, good weather, good pot/beer, and lots of hacky sack. Oh and sex with someone I cared about in the evening.
3. What would be your stage name?

Loathsome Pete

4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?

Hmm... nacho flavoured? I dunno that's probably the strangest question I've been asked recently.

5. Greatest invention ever?

Printing press

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...

Turned into a zombie
Go senile
Go blind.

Bulldog · 01-16-2010, 03:41 PM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
My last couple of lectures I had last week. Like PMO, I'd handed all my work in, so they served no constructive purpose.

2. Describe your perfect day...
Wake up, download an album at random that turns out to be the best thing I've heard in years, get something important done or at least work on it, have roast pheasant for dinner, a win for Wigan, hook up with mates in the evening, take out a wodge of cash, neck a few pints in the local, hit the clubs, and some good nookie to top it all off.

3. What would be your stage name?
Mick Slyness.

4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
Purple skittle flavour.

5. Greatest invention ever?
Shelves. Without them everything would just be a in huge pile on the floor, and that'd suck.

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
Kidney stones.
Cancer.
Being at a Bryan Adams gig.

right-track · 01-16-2010, 04:06 PM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
Last Monday due to a complete lack of work, so I took the afternoon off.

2. Describe your perfect day...
Waking up on the first day on holiday by two excited children, having breakfast before spending the day on a quiet beach watching my kids enjoy playing in the surf, then spending the evening walking until the sun goes down.
The day would end with both my children telling me they had the best day of their lives.
This happened last year. Quality!

3. What would be your stage name?
I actually know of someone who changed their name to Zoom Interesting. I was jealous.

4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
Woman.

5. Greatest invention ever?
Anything and everything by this man;

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
Unrequited love...I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Relegation.
Waking up with a scouse accent...I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Zer0 · 01-16-2010, 04:21 PM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
The last time i ditched work was a couple of years ago and it was for my own benefit. It was in the middle of my last college exams for that year and i had a very tough exam that monday. I was scheduled to work that sunday which was a kick in the teeth and a pain in the ass so i decided to skip work and study for this exam, which i really needed to do. My boss wasn't impressed but the exam on monday went well so it paid off.

2. Describe your perfect day...
Waking up with a gorgeous girl beside me and getting sex straight away. Then getting up to see that it's a beautiful sunny day out. Then all my friends arrive and we have a bbq in the sun and sit around drinking beer and smoking some fine weed all day. Have some more sex. That night go out on the town and have a great night out, the best people would be out, the best music would be playing, everything is fantastic. Get some nice curry chips after the club and afterwards go home and have some more sex before falling asleep.

3. What would be your stage name?
Zonk Ketchup

4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
Why chocolate of course

5. Greatest invention ever?
The Swiss army knife. The most useful thing in the world.

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
Get cancer, become homeless, be forced to use Internet Explorer for all eternity...

Arya Stark · 01-16-2010, 08:46 PM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
I don't sleep much anymore, so I prolly slept in.

2. Describe your perfect day...
A Saturday at my school with my suitemates.
Work out, eat, sleep, get drunk.
Prolly the best day ever.

5. Greatest invention ever?
The teddy bear.

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
I feel like I don't want to jynx it.
But the most important thing.
I never want to be cheated on, I think.
It's been close enough to happening, and I almost know how it feels.
I don't want to feel the full effect of it.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-16-2010, 09:07 PM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?

I missed a lecture a couple of weeks ago because I was beyond worn out and just couldn't cope. I would have passed out on the desk drooling anyway if I went.

2. Describe your perfect day...

Going out to lunch at a nice restaurant, shopping for the afternoon, having a bbq in the evening with friends and some beers watching the sun go down.

3. What would be your stage name?

Pinky

4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?

Swiss cheese

5. Greatest invention ever?

Electricity

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...

1. Losing my family
2. Being bankrupt
3. Being alone

wickedlk · 01-17-2010, 04:06 AM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?

In uni. Lectures are a waste of time unless they are telling you about the content of their exam.

2. Describe your perfect day...

Everyday is perfect as long as I wake up

3. What would be your stage name?

Xavi Casito

4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?

Tea

5. Greatest invention ever?

The Car

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...

Turn vegetarian
Become sober
Drive an electric car

FETCHER. · 01-17-2010, 07:24 AM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
School, cause I was having fun in the common room and didn't ever feel like going to class. I'd have much rathered sitting with my friends in the common room.

2. Describe your perfect day...
Nice long lie, go somewhere decent with some decent people, go to the local, be around ALL my friends, get drunk, get a free ride home!

3. What would be your stage name?
KT/Thommo - My two nicknames.

4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
Haggis - Haha kidding. I dunno, probably Chicken I fuckin' love Chicken.

5. Greatest invention ever?
The car, electricity, light bulbs, so many good inventions to narrow it down the the greatest.

6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
Die horribly, get pregnant, become a smackhead. My biggest fears currently.

NSW · 01-17-2010, 01:52 PM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
Tuesday, because I'd been to a concert the night before and when I woke up, it felt like my bed was hugging me and begging me not to leave. I don't argue with the bed.
2. Describe your perfect day...
On a camping trip, getting up early, spending all day outside hiking in the woods, then sitting around a campfire with good friends as it gets dark, telling stories and drinking way too much, maybe doing a little star watching, and then falling asleep in the back of a pick up truck, curled up next to that someone special. And oh yeah, there's sex somewhere in there.
3. What would be your stage name?
No idea. Good question though.
4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
Mint. Oohhh...or peanut butter. Such a hard choice...
5. Greatest invention ever?
The wheel.
6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
Being invisible.
Being a bad friend.
Being a bad wife.

01-16-2010, 03:02 PM	#3762 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why? Late November I missed my second to last music appreciation class to take my mum to the clinic for her appointment because her knee was too buggered up to drive. 2. Describe your perfect day... Good music, good friends, good food, good weather, good pot/beer, and lots of hacky sack. Oh and sex with someone I cared about in the evening. 3. What would be your stage name? Loathsome Pete 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Hmm... nacho flavoured? I dunno that's probably the strangest question I've been asked recently. 5. Greatest invention ever? Printing press 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Turned into a zombie Go senile Go blind. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

01-16-2010, 04:21 PM	#3765 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why? The last time i ditched work was a couple of years ago and it was for my own benefit. It was in the middle of my last college exams for that year and i had a very tough exam that monday. I was scheduled to work that sunday which was a kick in the teeth and a pain in the ass so i decided to skip work and study for this exam, which i really needed to do. My boss wasn't impressed but the exam on monday went well so it paid off. 2. Describe your perfect day... Waking up with a gorgeous girl beside me and getting sex straight away. Then getting up to see that it's a beautiful sunny day out. Then all my friends arrive and we have a bbq in the sun and sit around drinking beer and smoking some fine weed all day. Have some more sex. That night go out on the town and have a great night out, the best people would be out, the best music would be playing, everything is fantastic. Get some nice curry chips after the club and afterwards go home and have some more sex before falling asleep. 3. What would be your stage name? Zonk Ketchup 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Why chocolate of course 5. Greatest invention ever? The Swiss army knife. The most useful thing in the world. 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Get cancer, become homeless, be forced to use Internet Explorer for all eternity... __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

01-16-2010, 09:07 PM	#3767 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why? I missed a lecture a couple of weeks ago because I was beyond worn out and just couldn't cope. I would have passed out on the desk drooling anyway if I went. 2. Describe your perfect day... Going out to lunch at a nice restaurant, shopping for the afternoon, having a bbq in the evening with friends and some beers watching the sun go down. 3. What would be your stage name? Pinky 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Swiss cheese 5. Greatest invention ever? Electricity 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... 1. Losing my family 2. Being bankrupt 3. Being alone __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

01-17-2010, 04:06 AM	#3768 (permalink)
wickedlk It's my Mau5head! Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: UK Posts: 233	1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why? In uni. Lectures are a waste of time unless they are telling you about the content of their exam. 2. Describe your perfect day... Everyday is perfect as long as I wake up 3. What would be your stage name? Xavi Casito 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Tea 5. Greatest invention ever? The Car 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Turn vegetarian Become sober Drive an electric car __________________ So many memories, so many stories!

01-17-2010, 01:52 PM	#3770 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why? Tuesday, because I'd been to a concert the night before and when I woke up, it felt like my bed was hugging me and begging me not to leave. I don't argue with the bed. 2. Describe your perfect day... On a camping trip, getting up early, spending all day outside hiking in the woods, then sitting around a campfire with good friends as it gets dark, telling stories and drinking way too much, maybe doing a little star watching, and then falling asleep in the back of a pick up truck, curled up next to that someone special. And oh yeah, there's sex somewhere in there. 3. What would be your stage name? No idea. Good question though. 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Mint. Oohhh...or peanut butter. Such a hard choice... 5. Greatest invention ever? The wheel. 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Being invisible. Being a bad friend. Being a bad wife. __________________ Hi.

01-16-2010, 02:56 PM	#3761 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why? I never do, unless I'm sick. 2. Describe your perfect day... Wake up to a pot of tea and English muffins with honey and cigarettes, brought to me by Julian Casablancas jay kay, my bofyriend.......then taking a walk around the boulevard where it's sunny and warm, bonin', playing freaky instruments together, then getting drunk and singing songs from various musicals, dancing, making good food, drinking more until we start with Beatles medleys then falling asleep together. 3. What would be your stage name? Paloma. 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? hummus flavored 5. Greatest invention ever? Sex toys lulz 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Getting pregnant as a teenager (wooo I made it through), Going deaf, being Bob Geldof

01-16-2010, 03:41 PM	#3763 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why? My last couple of lectures I had last week. Like PMO, I'd handed all my work in, so they served no constructive purpose. 2. Describe your perfect day... Wake up, download an album at random that turns out to be the best thing I've heard in years, get something important done or at least work on it, have roast pheasant for dinner, a win for Wigan, hook up with mates in the evening, take out a wodge of cash, neck a few pints in the local, hit the clubs, and some good nookie to top it all off. 3. What would be your stage name? Mick Slyness. 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Purple skittle flavour. 5. Greatest invention ever? Shelves. Without them everything would just be a in huge pile on the floor, and that'd suck. 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Kidney stones. Cancer. Being at a Bryan Adams gig.

01-16-2010, 04:06 PM	#3764 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why? Last Monday due to a complete lack of work, so I took the afternoon off. 2. Describe your perfect day... Waking up on the first day on holiday by two excited children, having breakfast before spending the day on a quiet beach watching my kids enjoy playing in the surf, then spending the evening walking until the sun goes down. The day would end with both my children telling me they had the best day of their lives. This happened last year. Quality! 3. What would be your stage name? I actually know of someone who changed their name to Zoom Interesting. I was jealous. 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Woman. 5. Greatest invention ever? Anything and everything by this man; 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Unrequited love...I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Relegation. Waking up with a scouse accent...I wouldn't wish that on anyone.