1. What did your parents say?
I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
2. Why did you do it?
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
3. What the hell is that?
Holy shit, it's a cool winnebego!
4. When will it all end?
Sing it again, rookie biatch!
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Evil shenanigans!
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
"I'm OK... but I can't say the same for these white devils."

1. What did your parents say?
We love you no matter what.
2. Why did you do it?
Because a dog told me to.
3. What the hell is that?
My pink torpedo.
4. When will it all end?
It will never end.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A Kansas Jayhawks framed poster.
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...[/QUOTE]
I told Mary Magdelene these purple sandles have me coming of ***...Meterosexual...yeah, right.

1. What did your parents say?
Get out of the bed, and find a job!
2. Why did you do it?
Well, it seemed like a good idea...
3. What the hell is that?
I swear, it's not mine...
4. When will it all end?
Don't know, no-one does,...the future is unwritten
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My TV, Rovers v Spurs is on, 0-1 at half-time...
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg

and Jesus replied: "I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. "

1. What did your parents say?
get your hair cut.
2. Why did you do it?
Because I was drunk.
3. What the hell is that?
8 inches of the finest.
4. When will it all end?
As soon as I clock off.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A 90 degree angle.
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg
Christ on a bike. English colliquiallism for 'bollocks'.

1. What did your parents say?
You know you're going to Hell, right?
2. Why did you do it?
Power Metal told me to do it.
3. What the hell is that?
It's a lion
4. When will it all end?
When I finish porking your sister.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Billie Joe Armstrong strung up by his feet.
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg

Purple sandles? For shame Nazarene.

1. What did your parents say?
Sometimes we wish we had kept the afterbirth instead.
2. Why did you do it?
Fate?
3. What the hell is that?
A very sad and lonely man
4. When will it all end?
When it's damn well ready
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Frank Stallone
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg

1. What did your parents say?
Don't eat yellow snow.

2. Why did you do it?
It looked like ice cream.

3. What the hell is that?
The sound of silence.

4. When will it all end?
When John Gregory has a stab at showbiz.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A lightswitch.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg
Apparently jumpsuits are gonna be 'in' this summer. If fashion looks back any further, I reckon you'll be seeing a lot of people looking like this by the winter.

1. What did your parents say?
STFU

2. Why did you do it?
Because they told me to STFU
3. What the hell is that?
Shut The Fu©k Up.

4. When will it all end?
When I STFU

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My brother and he needs to STFU.
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
He's about to put his finger to his mouth, signaling for me to STFU.

1. What did your parents say?
My dear god, his head is shaped like a coconut!

2. Why did you do it?
Because I killed a man in Reno.

3. What the hell is that?
Your pride laying on the sidewalk.

4. When will it all end?
When I get the flux capacitor.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A waste of life for the most part.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg

Jesus saves, only after he's finished his 10K charity race.

1. What did your parents say?
"Get up, it's twelve O'clock!"

2. Why did you do it?
It felt right at the time.

3. What the hell is that?
This is my hand typing this reply.

4. When will it all end?
The day I die.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My little brother sitting awkwardly in this chair holding his face and staring at the computer screen.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
Blasphemy.

1. What did your parents say?
If you get inside the dumpster and jump on his head a bit no one will be able to tell he's in there.
2. Why did you do it?
I'm afraid that's a question I can't answer without my attorney present.
3. What the hell is that?
Don't worry my doctor said the swelling will go down in a matter of weeks. until then Iv'e taken to wearing boxer shorts.
4. When will it all end?
Well, I'm assuming as soon as I can think of something devilishly witty to put for the next 2 questions
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
*cough*
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
"My other bicycle is a pogo stick"

1. What did your parents say?
Virginia is for lovers.

2. Why did you do it?
For future generations.

3. What the hell is that?
That's my toenail you insensitive bastard.

4. When will it all end?
It already ended when everyone found out who killed Laura Palmer.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
The cat's litter box. Great, now I'm hungry.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
Jesus has a water bottle mounted on his bike so he can have wine whenever he wants. It's how he gets the ladies.

:laughing:

1. What did your parents say?
They weren't too pleased I can assure you!

2. Why did you do it?
Feels good man.

3. What the hell is that?
The result of bein in the game too long.

4. When will it all end?
When the fat bitch hits a high note.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A blank wall. A good metaphor.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg

Much love.

1. What did your parents say?
JD! Why the HELL is your head bloody!?
2. Why did you do it?
I didn't know that crowbars would do that.
3. What the hell is that?
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/g...er/crowbar.jpg
4. When will it all end?
When the world stops making music.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A half-naked Freddie Mercury poster on my wall.
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
I bet him and Freddie get along.

:laughing:

The finest sub sandwich you'll find in New York.

1. What did your parents say?
too much,.....way way too much
2. Why did you do it?
so the voices would stop
3. What the hell is that?
who cares its shiny
4. When will it all end?
end,...begin,....it all just runs together
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
two large boxes of books that dont fit anywhere,...yet,...
a stand up bass someone left here two years ago, that i now hang my bras from sometimes
my dog layin on the floor
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
lance armstrong

1. What did your parents say?
It's hard out here for a pimp....no but really....they said basically I have to be on my A-game because it's hard living in America and being a black man....
2. Why did you do it?
the opportunity presented itself and I knew I would get away with it while throwing the blame on another party
3. What the hell is that?
don't know, don't care but I'm running the opposite direction of it....I will not be the black man dying first in this horror movie
4. When will it all end?
It will never end....it's a constant cycle
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My closed closet
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
I'm eagerly awaiting a Jesus on a bike music video from The Lonely Island guys.

1. What did your parents say?
Are you sure this is a good idea?
2. Why did you do it?
My rice crispies told me to.
3. What the hell is that?
Dunno...doc said it should be cleared up pretty soon though.
4. When will it all end?
When the next thing begins.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Music.
6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
I wonder if he's training for the MS150?

1. What did your parents say?
"These mop strings came from a mop that was bought at Lowe's. You damned well better eat them."

2. Why did you do it?
Their cooking sucked worse.

3. What the hell is that?
Never ask that. It yields TMI.

4. When will it all end?
Anytime other than 2012.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A wall, strangely enough.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
J-E-S-U-S says:
Carpentry: Not so stylish.
Bicycle gangs: fuuucckk yeeeeaaaa!

new one?? Im bored


...wait is it saturday where you fools are?

It will be in about half an hour.

Easter 6 Pack Special;
 

1. What are you doing this Easter?
2. Favourite Easter egg?
3. Was Judas justified?
4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.

e.g; Jesus on a cross Cheeto;
http://liveintheebay.info/5182_1.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
at the moment it looks like there's gonna be extra Lent. Yaaay! Proper Polish easter is lots of cold cuts and potato salad though

2. Favourite Easter egg?
the ones that I never used to get, the unfeasibly large Swiss ones etc

3. Was Judas justified?
Nah. Dickhead ting. I think it's ironic that people don't worship Judas actually, he's the most depressingly human

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
snatching easter eggs from children, drop kicking them over a hedge and shoving a hard-boiled egg in their hands and shouting PAINT IT AND BE GRATEFUL

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Of course, he is a heathen Pagan symbol of fertility and he must be purged from the face of God's earth

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.

http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-conten...007/11/fsm.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Watching Faster Pussycat Kill Kill with my crew

2. Favourite Easter egg?
anything with more than 70% cocoa

3. Was Judas justified?
Sure, Jesus was just a show boater, and look at all the persecution they suffered until it was officiated.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
We usually do something, but not really

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
A giant anthropomorphic rabbit who breaks into your property and leaves chocolate for your children to find? Smells like pedophile.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl...ake0/img/3.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Going back home, probably watching TV all day.
2. Favourite Easter egg?
There can be only one:
http://minosimports.com/Merchant2/gr...r-maxi-egg.jpg
3. Was Judas justified?
He had no choice, it was written.
4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Painting eggs and going to church I suppose but I've stopped participating a while back.
5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
What's an Easter bunny?
6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a.../jesus-dog.jpg

I knew it!!!

Jesus appearing on a dogs arse...is this for real, or photoshopped?

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Making a potato salad and home-made peeps for a pot luck w/ my landlord

2. Favourite Easter egg?
Cadbury creme egg, but good old fashioned hard boiled is good too.

3. Was Judas justified?
Most theologians will say that the only thing Judas did that was unjustified was committing suicide

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Dinner?

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
I don't know, but I have a snare and a loaded stock pot waiting for him

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/imag...on_a_Pogo.ashx

1. What are you doing this Easter?

Putting up fake recall ads for Cadbury Creme eggs with the address as my house so I don't have to go out and buy them, a little strapped for cash this year.

2. Favourite Easter egg?

Cadbury Creme Egg

3. Was Judas justified?

My theory is that Jesus and Judas were lovers and Jesus wanted to go public with their love but Judas wasn't prepared for that. Still that's no reason to sell out your lover, so no he wasn't.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?

Nope.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?

Probably, he's warm and cute so you wouldn't automatically assume he is.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Fe...us_miracle.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
watching the last games of the season.

2. Favourite Easter egg?
colored eggs now prefer to be called african-american eggs.

3. Was Judas justified?
snitches make me sick.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
don't really have too much family in the states, but my grandparents in mexico go to church.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
idk.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://i42.tinypic.com/29lbngw.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Getting new albums in the name of Dawkins!

2. Favourite Easter egg?
Chocolate eggs.

3. Was Judas justified?
Murder for money is never justified.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Nope.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Yes, because only an anti-bunny lays eggs!

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...g?t=1239464615

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Spending it alone for the first time in eight years, and looking forward to it.

2. Favourite Easter egg?
The chocolate and peanut butter kind.

3. Was Judas justified?
In the sense that his character helps move the plot of the story forward, sure.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Just the usual: easter baskets, brunch, etc.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Well he helped the devil buy his new house so I'm pretty sure he's the as least Re/Max agent of the devil.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.

http://www.twobitnews.com/files/kanye-west(1)_0.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?

Probably just going to be behind my laptop doing Easter events in WoW

2. Favourite Easter egg?

No clue...I haven't really celebrated this holiday in a long time.

3. Was Judas justified?

Judas was just a pawn in the grand scheme set forth to fulfill his prophecy. Jesus allowed him to betray him.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?

negative

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?

The Easter bunny is actually an agent for a secret society of bunny worshipers that sacrifice little children that get lost looking for easter eggs.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.

http://www.fmft.net/Jesus%20AR15.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Sleeping

2. Favourite Easter egg?

Whatever brand you don't get from the dollar tree.

3. Was Judas justified?
What would you have done?

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
No

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Bunnies are too innocent too be working with the devil.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://static.stuff.co.nz/1233108507/685/780685.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Working.

2. Favourite Easter egg?
The kind with money inside.

3. Was Judas justified?
No, because I don't get holiday pay for working on Easter.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Church and breakfast.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Yes, where the hell is he getting all these eggs?

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2...0/jesuscat.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Struggling with the work I've got to do.

2. Favourite Easter egg?
http://www.whittard.co.uk/images/cat...oom/229351.jpg
^ No contest.

3. Was Judas justified?
He made for an interesting plot-twist, so I guess so.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Probably. Can't really remember what they are though.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
I assume so. Who else would give chocolate eggs to kids in the fattest country in Europe every year?

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://www.elodiscovery.com/fond/index/Jeff-Lynne.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Goin to church.

2. Favourite Easter egg?
The Reese's kind.

3. Was Judas justified?
Only if you're a money grubbing robot. Although he wasn't that robotic if you include his ending.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Not really, we usually just hung out together.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Sho is, because he doesn't have a damn thing to do with Jesus which is blasphemous.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
See avatar.

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Homework and a hangover

2. Favourite Easter egg?
Cadberry's

3. Was Judas justified?
Meh. I don't care either way.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
We used to gather and have an Easter Ham, but I now live 1000s of miles away and have turned vegetarian.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Aw how can a cute rabbit be an agent of the devil. Unless.... NAZIS!!!!

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
SCATCHMO stole my favourite one