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1. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No, always in slip-on mode. 2. What was your favorite toy as a kid? My Weiner. 3. Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most? Luanne from King of The Hill. 4. What was the worst punishment you received at school? They took away my work permit once, so i lost my job. 5. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Of course, what does having a house have to do with being alive? 6. What does your toothbrush look like? Rather grimey. |
1. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No. I don't wear Chucks. 2. What was your favorite toy as a kid? My imagination. 3. Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most? Jessica Rabbit. 4. What was the worst punishment you received at school? Corporal Punishment, back when it was allowed. It was just humiliating more than painful. 5. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Sure. You don't need mouth-to-mouth in CPR. Compression is enough. And to think, we've been necking with corpses all this time, for nothing. 6. What does your toothbrush look like? http://zo-d.com/stuff/images/Ridgid-...view-Photo.jpg |
Saturday 6 Pack: 'Special Michael Jackson Edition'
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Damn tough one, I used to say Billie Jean. But now I'm thinking either Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough or Rock With You. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Why Thriller of course. 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif No. :( 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I have Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad and Dangerous all on my iTunes. :thumb: 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? I don't think he was a pedo. A weirdo, sure, an unfit parent, sure, a very disturbed human being, very much so. But I've always thought of the guy as being somewhat asexual, I don't think his fascination with children was a sexual thing, he just wanted to be around them because he had this unhealthy obession with his lost childhood. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson? A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi! |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
"Smooth Criminal" 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Probably also "Smooth Criminal", although "Thriller" is pretty rad too. 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif Heh. I haven't tried since I was about eight so probably not. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? Yes, I own Off the Wall, Thriller and Bad. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Neither but leaning toward Peter Pan I guess. I don't think he was a pedophile. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Last night I read that in the past few months he had been working out with Lou Ferrigno. The image that conjured up in my mind was way funnier than any Michael Jackson joke I've ever heard. |
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Yeah, and because I don't think he was a pedo, it kinda ruins all the "Michael Jackson is a pedo" jokes for me, one bright side now that he's gone is that people will put an end to all that, because it was getting really really old. People should start joking about someone that really is a pedophile, like I dunno, Ronald McDonald.
A lot of the Michael Jackson jokes just weren't that funny to begin with, though that one episode South Park did was pretty classic. |
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1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Wanna Be Startin' Something or Human Nature. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Earth Song for it's epic hilarity. 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif I cannot though i'm sure i'll be one of many trying tonight! 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I only have Thriller. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Creepy innocent person. His greatest crime was naming a child Blanket. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... See Boo boo's. |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Dunno, I never was much of a fan. Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough's decent I guess. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Smooth Criminal probably. 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif Only when I've had enough whiskey. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? My brother's got Off the Wall and Thriller, I think. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? I'd say innocent. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... All I know is his coroner's stated that this is clearly not a black or white case. |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Black or White. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller! Zombies. 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif No, but I wish I could. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? One of my roommates has countless numbers of MJ albums. He plays them ALL the time and we dance in our underwear. And I don't have proper family so he's counted. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? I'd say he's innocent. Misunderstood. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Well I guess his heart just beat it! HA HA. (I made that one up just before, like it?) No. |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Beat it, I guess. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller is cool. 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif No. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I don't believe so. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Pedo. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... The one where he didn't molest children... |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
P.Y.T. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller of course. 3. Can you moonwalk? With my socks on and standing a wood floor, you know it! 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I don't but in 1983, my father received two albums for his 17th birthday. Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon and Michael Jackson's Thriller, both of which he still owns. It's because of those two records he learned English in the first place. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? A Peter Pan like character I suppose. In all honestly, I think he acted inappropriately with those kids but I don't think he went as far as to molest them. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew. |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Alien Ant Farm: Smooth Criminal 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Fat by Weird Al Yankovic 3. Can you Pop and Lock then moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif tried once but I can't 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? No 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Innocent Peter Pan without a Jiminy Cricket 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Did you here that Michael Jackson is going to donate his body to the Please Touch Museam? |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Beat it. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif Nah 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I only own Thriller, but it kicked my ass. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? *insert booboo's answer here* 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... --- |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Don't Stop Till You Get Enough 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Smooth Criminal 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif Backwards and forwards 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? Off the Wall and Thriller, the only two MJ albums worth owning 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Eccentric artists deprived of a childhood, so the first one. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Enough already |
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1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
I dont like his music lol 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Therefore I dont like watch his videos. :usehead: 3. Can you moonwalk? Probably not, I wouldnt want to either :eek:. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I think my mum owns some greatest hits album, she even had the audacity to ask me today, if I had nicked it off her....:shycouch: 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Neither. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... MJ jokes are old. |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
I don't normally listen to his music, but in grade 10 my Geometry teacher use to put on Thriller on a weekly basis and I really came to like the song "The Girl is Mine" 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? "Bad" I wish all gangs would settle their differences by dancing instead of resorting to violence and murder 3. Can you moonwalk? No, when I attempt to dance it looks like a cross between slaughtering an animal and unanesthetized bowel surgery. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? My stepdad still has a vinyl copy of Thriller that he bought in 1982 which he'll more than likely try to flog on eBay. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? A little from column A and a little from column B 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... If I can't remember any of them then they're obviously not funny so I'd have to say I don't have one. |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Lyrical quality : Man in the Mirror. To Rock Out To: Dirty Diana. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller, I've never been a fan of videos though. 3. Can you moonwalk? Negative. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? Off The Wall Bad Thriller Dangerous 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Innocent dude. Just misunderstood, and taken advantage of. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... People don't make jokes about Michael Jackson.... Do they? |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Billie Jean 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? None of them, Video doesnt make a song good 3. Can you moonwalk? Never tried, probably not though I not a very good dancer, altough, I would probably try to if I was drunk 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? Neither me or any of my family members own a michael jackson album 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Predatory paedophile, weather the music he made was good or not the guy was a ****in freak, and had severe mental issues, I couldnt care less that he is gone, and its a shame that Farrah Fawcette's death got overlooked as soon as Jackson died, I mean cmon farrahs waaaay hotter than Jackson, hah. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... What did Michael Jackson say when he got to the pearly gates of heaven?................................Where's the baby jesus, lol. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight years olds?............................................. ....Cuz there's twenty of them!!!! |
Oooooh, trashing his death, music and cracking pedo jokes. Racey.
That's about as original as a Stone Temple Pilots album. |
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1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Billie Jean 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller 3. Can you moonwalk? Not sure I can, but I can try! 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? My dad owned Thriller on vinal and the greatest hits. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Peter Pan, had no childhood for feck sake. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... My dad told me this yesterday: When Michael Jackson died, the time was when the big hand was on the little hand! |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
http://artsblog.freedomblogging.com/.../thriller2.jpg 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? http://artsblog.freedomblogging.com/.../thriller2.jpg 3. Can you moonwalk? Yes... 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I own all on mp3, 2 on cd, and 1 on vinyl. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Predatory Paedophile says what? 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Really no need to make jokes. |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
It's a tie between "Smooth Criminal" and "Thriller" 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? "Thriller," hands down :tramp: 3. Can you moonwalk? http://cache.hyves-static.net/images...y_moonwalk.gif Unfortunately, no :banghead: 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? My parents have all of them, my mom has a lot of Jackson 5 stuff, and I've got the 25th anniversary Thriller. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? I don't think he was really that bad of a guy. Remember that he was pushed into the spotlight by his **** of a father when he was like, 5 years old. He was massively ****ed up and massively talented. You need to seperate the two. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Q: What do McDonald's and MJ have in common? A: They both put meat between buns. |
1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Give in to me 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller 3. Can you moonwalk? No, but a friend told me that he is going to teach me 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I have HIStory, my dad has "We Are the World" on vinyl, don't know if that counts... 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? don't know... 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... never liked them... |
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1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
P.Y.T. 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Smooth Criminal 3. Can you moonwalk? Yes but would I do it...hell no...way too cheesy 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I got the Thriller 25th Anniversary when it came out but I also have others in mp3 form 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? 20% from one side and 80% on the other side 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... I never memorized any |
This week's Saturday 6 pack is from me. Apologies for the randomness.
1. What's the first thing you wash in the shower? 2. Do you bite into your icecream or just lick it? 3. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who? 4. How many different countries have you visited? 5. Is your handwriting usually in print or cursive? 6. What is your earliest memory? |
1. What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
My face, usually! 2. Do you bite into your icecream or just lick it? I'm a biter. 3. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who? No, I've never met anyone famous :( Apart from members of local bands that noone else has probably heard of. 4. How many different countries have you visited? Australia and NZ. 5. Is your handwriting usually in print or cursive? Print, it's kind-of childish, but neat. 6. What is your earliest memory? I was probably about 3, and I was at 3y/o kindergarten when a boy threw sand at my face and it got in my mouth. |
1. What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
My hair. 2. Do you bite into your icecream or just lick it? Both. Depends on the flavor! 3. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who? Yeah. My dad and I met Peter Buck in 2001 when REM played a show in the middle of Yonge Street in Toronto. I was 11. 4. How many different countries have you visited? Just the States, though I'll be in Belgium next summer! 5. Is your handwriting usually in print or cursive? Print. I couldn't write in cursive if my life depended on it! 6. What is your earliest memory? Being in the car with my parents and listening to a mix tape (!) of REM. Turned me into a ****ing fanatic :bowdown: :D |
1. What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
The shower floor (at least until the water heats up). 2. Do you bite into your icecream or just lick it? I lick it until I get impatient and start biting chunks out of it. 3. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who? Damo Suzuki (Can) and Jeff Caxide (ISIS, Red Sparowes). I've also attended a Richard Stallman talk - that guy is bat**** insane. 4. How many different countries have you visited? Just Australia and NZ... it seems that everyone except me is going overseas these holidays. :( 5. Is your handwriting usually in print or cursive? Usually a weird mixture of the two. I wish I had the skill to write neatly and efficiently in that slightly joined printing in capitals style that my Dad would use. On the other hand, I'm quite good at mirror writing... 6. What is your earliest memory? Probably not wanting to go to preschool when I was 3 or 4. |
1. What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
my chest 2. Do you bite into your icecream or just lick it? bite 3. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who? paul dunphy, the calgary weather guy, henry burris-stampeders quarterback-came into my work 4. How many different countries have you visited? canada, north dakota, montana, wisconsin, minnesota, michigan-that's 6 5. Is your handwriting usually in print or cursive? 6. What is your earliest memory? my grandpa telling me there were "injuns" in the crawl space above the garage, and he made the "wa, wa" chant |
1. What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
As with Seltzer, it's the shower floor so the water is given an opportunity to heat up 2. Do you bite into your icecream or just lick it? I'm a biter 3. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who? Jared Padalecki from Supernatural at a music store in Vancouver 4. How many different countries have you visited? 7: Canada, America, Mexico, England, Wales, Scotland, Republic of Ireland 5. Is your handwriting usually in print or cursive? Being a lefty and not taught how to write cursive with my left hand properly, printing. 6. What is your earliest memory? My mum taking me to Disney Land when I was three. It's just scattered memoriers, but I distinclty remember meeting Darkwing Duck. |
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