The Saturday 6-Pack

Queen Boo · 12-05-2010, 10:12 PM

1) How would you spend your perfect day?
I have a huge sense of accomplisment for some reason. Then I have a 24 hour orgasm.

2) What is the biggest change you've made in your life in the past year?
I started taking happy pills.

3) If you could live forever, would you want to?
Yes. I don't really believe in the supernatural or an afterlife. As a child, I imagined Hell pretty vividly and I still have nightmares about it once in a while but Hell still seems better then dying without doing everything I want to do, or everything ending without my control.

4) What is the best advice you've ever received?
Whats stopping you from being God? Nothing.

5) What are you looking forward to in the upcoming week?
Going to the railroad tracks in the middle of the night and seeing the abandoned construction sites illuminated by snow, with an exquisite starry sky in the background.

6) What is one thing you want, right this very second?
Unlimited bandwidth, more time to read, write and watch youtube videos, a highschool diploma so I can stop going, a longer tongue, and the drive to get through the works of Dostoevsky.

s_k · 12-06-2010, 07:37 PM

Shouldn't there have been a new list last saturday?
Or am I missing something here?

NSW · 12-06-2010, 07:49 PM

Yes, there was supposed to be one but I missed it. My bad!

How about this: the first person to post 6 new questions can have at it.

SATCHMO · 12-06-2010, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Yes, there was supposed to be one but I missed it. My bad!

How about this: the first person to post 6 new questions can have at it.

Folks, You won't ever see a deal like this on MB again. Get it before it's gone!

Freebase Dali · 12-06-2010, 08:43 PM

Oh screw it. I'll throw one up.

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?

2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?

5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-06-2010, 08:48 PM

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?

I recall good sex with my boyfriend
2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
I can't think of any material thing i'd kill someone for, because there is none. But if someone was trying to kill someone I loved, that mother****er's dead.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?

It wouldn't. I make my own luck.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
You have way too much time/imagination/alcohol on your hands, Jeremy

5. What is the best idea you can think of, right now?
Making a pot of tea

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
I always think I am special, I'm a conceited bitch.

s_k · 12-06-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Oh screw it. I'll throw one up.
1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?

Usually still my ex-girlfriend. She's just beautiful.
I tend to add a girl sometimes. Which isn't as unrealistic as it may seem

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2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?

Violence to animals. No problem.

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3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?

I don't take chances. I think about everything I do.
It's pathetic.

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4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?

Ah god I knew this one was coming.
I don't have an iPod man.
I'd listen to Jethro Tull's Thick as a Brick, so I have 44 minutes to get away.
And after that I'd be dead meat. Since I have no experience whatsoever with zombie attacks. I'm not even sure how I am still alive with all those zombies on the streets these days.

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5. What is the best idea you can think of, right now?

Getting some sleep, as it's 4:46pm and this forum is way too interesting.

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6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?

Couple of weeks ago I had a friend over for dinner.
I hadn't seen her in years and we connected so brilliantly.
At that very moment I figured that, altough I'm kind of weird and I do have a problem with lots of people, I must do something right sometimes, because there's a vast group of people that really seem to like me.
She called me that night telling me that she hated the fact that I live so far away, because she'd love to come by the next day, again.
These are the moments you should cherish.

SATCHMO · 12-06-2010, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?

I recall good sex with my boyfriend
2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
I can't think of any material thing i'd kill someone for, because there is none. But if someone was trying to kill someone I loved, that mother****er's dead.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?

It wouldn't. I make my own luck.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
You have way too much time/imagination/alcohol on your hands, Jeremy

5. What is the best idea you can think of, right now?
Making a pot of tea

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
I always think I am special, I'm a conceited bitch.

I can't believe you're just going to enable this behavior of his.

Freebase Dali · 12-06-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

I can't believe you're just going to enable this behavior of his.

Answer the questions, lord sneaky proclamator.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-06-2010, 08:55 PM

I have nothing better to do than answer stupid questions right now

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12-06-2010, 08:43 PM	#4435 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Oh screw it. I'll throw one up. 1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining? 2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for? 3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why? 4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route? 5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now? 6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?

12-06-2010, 08:48 PM	#4436 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining? I recall good sex with my boyfriend 2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for? I can't think of any material thing i'd kill someone for, because there is none. But if someone was trying to kill someone I loved, that mother**er's dead. 3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why? It wouldn't. I make my own luck. 4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route? You have way too much time/imagination/alcohol on your hands, Jeremy 5. What is the best idea you can think of, right now? Making a pot of tea 6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?** I always think I am special, I'm a conceited bitch.

12-06-2010, 08:55 PM	#4440 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I have nothing better to do than answer stupid questions right now