Phantom Limb

1. What is your favourite soft drink?
Jaritos of any kind.

2. What vice in society shall serve as its noose?
Old people.

3. Who has impacted your life the most--whether you personally know them or not?
I guess my parents.

4. Do you have any strange idiosyncrasies?
Not specifically, i'm just a weird person in general.

5. What serves as your release for stress, anger, etc?
Sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

6. Cats or dogs?
Both, but cats have a slight advantage for not waking me up every morning with annoying-ass barking.

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Last.Fm

My Bomb Music Shit

FETCHER.

Haha, just incase a wee sneaky sniper comes in. It doesn't bother me in large halls, like say a basketball court or a 21st party or something but in smaller places it's definitely a must.

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My Journal.
Last.Fm if your interested...

cLoCkWeRk

1) What was the best concert you have been to? Mastodon at The Orange Peel in Ashville North Carolina

2) Are you old enough to vote? Yes, I am 18.

3) If you could change one thing in your life what would it be? I would change my spending habits.

4) What is your most prized possession? My arm, I am a pitcher.

5) What has been the highlight of your life so far? Traveling to various places and seeing many different things.
6) What are you going to do on your next day off? Lay in the sun and listen to the birds in the trees and listen to the wind.

NSW

New bag o' questions:

1) You have to belong to another culture. Which one do you choose and why?

2) If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?

3) You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?

4) All but ONE modern technology is banned. Pick the one that stays.

5) If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?

6) Do you think you can truly love someone if you can't pass gas in front of them comfortably?

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Hi.

Burning Down

1) You have to belong to another culture. Which one do you choose and why?

Serbian. Why? Because it's my boyfriend's culture - I've already experienced it Plus Serbian food is just INSANELY delectable.

Ok, if that doesn't count, maybe Italian. Also because the food is really good.

2) If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?

Summer.

3) You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?

Spandex. Because all the wrong people wear it and it's just gross.

4) All but ONE modern technology is banned. Pick the one that stays.

Cell phones.

5) If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?

Classical.

6) Do you think you can truly love someone if you can't pass gas in front of them comfortably?

Hahaha, I don't think so. If you're not 100% comfortable around the person, what's the point?

Alfred

1) You have to belong to another culture. Which one do you choose and why?
The pre-European settlement Native American culture has always fascinated me, so probably that.

2) If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Late spring... June weather is perfect.

3) You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?
Abortion because I'm pro-life.

4) All but ONE modern technology is banned. Pick the one that stays.
Electric stove.

5) If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?
Post-rock.

6) Do you think you can truly love someone if you can't pass gas in front of them comfortably?
Now that you mention it, probably not.

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Howard the Duck

1) You have to belong to another culture. Which one do you choose and why?

Japanese. Because I already am a panties pervert.

2) If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?

I'd still prefer it like it is over here - summer all year round.

3) You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?

Muslim headscarves. Crap-looking and hides beauty.

4) All but ONE modern technology is banned. Pick the one that stays.

Video games.

5) If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?

Jazz.

6) Do you think you can truly love someone if you can't pass gas in front of them comfortably?

No.

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Malaise is THE dominant human predilection.

Goofle

I'll start by saying I essentially want to copy Bob's post, with slight changes.

1) You have to belong to another culture. Which one do you choose and why?

Japanese. I am not into culture, and I think it is something that should not be valued in any great way. The Japanese seem to follow that ideal in their complete abandonment of cultural signifiers in favor of cool sh*t.

2) If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?

Autumn (which is fall in America I reckon).

3) You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?

Religion.

4) All but ONE modern technology is banned. Pick the one that stays.

Internet/Computers.

5) If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?

Probably various forms of Hip Hop.

6) Do you think you can truly love someone if you can't pass gas in front of them comfortably?

No.

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Frownland

Late start this week, computer broke down.

1) You have to belong to another culture. Which one do you choose and why?

I think that I would join a nudist colony, don't think I need to explain why.

2) If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?

Winter, I dig the cold.

3) You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?

Bad grammar.


4) All but ONE modern technology is banned. Pick the one that stays.

Well, modern is hard to define. I suppose that mass musical storage/sharing would be the ideal choice.

5) If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?

Free jazz, it would get a bit noodly at times and a bit exasperating, but I'd say that it would be the most rewarding in comparison to the other genres.

6) Do you think you can truly love someone if you can't pass gas in front of them comfortably?

Well, you could, but it wouldn't be preferable. In most cases, no.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

jackhammer

1) You have to belong to another culture. Which one do you choose and why?
Native American. Stunning landscapes, you get to be called longdick lookout or something like that and you get whacked out on the pipe all day. Pity about those idiotic Europeans hellbent on wiping out the culture

2) If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Summer because we only get about 3 weeks worth here but Autumn is beautiful.

3) You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?
Religion.

4) All but ONE modern technology is banned. Pick the one that stays.
Electricity

5) If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?
Prog.

6) Do you think you can truly love someone if you can't pass gas in front of them comfortably?
If their lighter is empty and I have the gas then I should really pass it.

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