djchameleon

best part

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Ninetales

^love that part too. That bathroom scene is very underrated imo tho. Haunting.

WWWP

T-minus 52 days.



Almost a week late but whatever.

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?
Tie between the moments right before it rains, and walking outside in the morning after it's snowed.

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?
My date with bob in September is going to be legendary, but for the sake of playing along I'll invent a new one.

Frownland and I would be in a living room somewhere toking it up and listening to records. Something, something, burritos.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?
Yes, but I've only fought back once. Many a drunken girl has tried to fight me and a couple have got shots in, but the only time I've taken a swing was when some dude punched my best friend in the face. I got the blood lust.

Wait, also I punched my nemesis Mark Hensley in the face after he called me Osama bin Laden October 2001. Got sent to see the principal and he gave me a hug.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.
I have a scar on my upper right thigh from when I was little. My family was poor and we all slept on a rickety hide-a-bed in the living room and one night I was dancing and stuck myself on a nail that was sticking out from one of the corners. I remember seeing my exposed muscle and thinking it looked like spaghettios.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?
If I got another puppy it would surely be X-Files related to match my Mulder. I've already had a Scully in rat form so I'd probably go with Skinner or Krycek.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Miranda July
Mae Whitman
"Baby Boomerang"
I don't know exactly which events it would cover but I do have some serendipitous tales to tell.
Dark Comedy

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bob.

Listened to the new album three times today.....can't wait

Bobbit worm for the win!

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GuD

Might as well get this goin again. Couldn't think of better questions so yeah, these are kinda lame-

1. You are the main protagonist of a comic book series. What's the series about?

2. What is your perfect weekend evening?

3. What was your most recent injury and how did it happen?

4. If you could meet any one of your idols, who would it be and what would you do?

5. Who was the last person tell you they loved you?

6. Where's your favorite place to hang out by yourself and get some alone time?

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Every time I speak
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And still people want me dead
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Frownland

1. You are the main protagonist of a comic book series. What's the series about?

In a medieval setting, I lead a group of advisors who work for the king who does not exist. We take all measures to ensure that the people think that king whatever is really there.

2. What is your perfect weekend evening?

Toking, drinking, and jamming with my bandmates, then going out to see a jazz show or something along those lines.

3. What was your most recent injury and how did it happen?

I got a nasty bruise on the left side of my stomach towards the hip, it's changed colours three times already. I wish I had a good story to go with this but I had ice cream I wanted to eat in my room with a passion so I started sprinting up the stairs. I turned too sharply and bumped into the handrail really hard.

4. If you could meet any one of your idols, who would it be and what would you do?

I'd like to meet The Residents, they seem like a fun bunch to hang out with. We'd have some tea, listen to records, discuss our identities and future collaborations with people we've just met.

5. Who was the last person tell you they loved you?

My dog.

6. Where's your favorite place to hang out by yourself and get some alone time?

I like to hike up to this hillside letter by my house, sometimes with an instrument. The view is great, the hike is therapeutic as is the music I sometimes make up there. Other than that my room is my sanctuary.

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ladyislingering

1. You are the main protagonist of a comic book series. What's the series about?

A group of people who are not necessarily friends but are seemingly perpetually drunk. Not sure if we'd go on adventures or just sit and talk about going on adventures but I'm fairly certain that it would be pretty boring.

2. What is your perfect weekend evening?

My anemia has chosen to kill me slowly so all "perfect" moments are usually spent in bed. Or sleeping. I'm so fucking tired. Someone just kill me.

3. What was your most recent injury and how did it happen?

I slammed my ankle into a rack at work and it chose not to move, despite being on wheels. My poor little ankle was pretty black and blue for a little over a week and I limped around for much longer than I thought I would.

4. If you could meet any one of your idols, who would it be and what would you do?

I really want to meet Stevie Nicks just to thank her for how her music has touched my soul, and how she's just the queen of my classic rock world. I just love her a lot. I don't think I'd do anything but sob quietly (I'm not kidding).

5. Who was the last person tell you they loved you?

My love, my life. People here know him as Ki.

6. Where's your favorite place to hang out by yourself and get some alone time?

I don't really need to do that. I get an adequate amount of time by myself but I'd say my favorite place is the bedroom.

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Janszoon

1. You are the main protagonist of a comic book series. What's the series about?
It's about a time traveling superhero who attempts to go back and change dumb things he regrets doing when he was younger.

2. What is your perfect weekend evening?
Some good live music and discovering some great bar or restaurant I've never been to before. Even better: discovering some neat neighborhood I've never been to before.

3. What was your most recent injury and how did it happen?
Hurt my ankle playing softball.

4. If you could meet any one of your idols, who would it be and what would you do?
Hard to say, but going the easy route I'd vote for Kurt Vonnegut. I think we'd have a lot in common but mostly I'd like to pick his brain about his writing process and to get some advice on how to finish projects that I start.

5. Who was the last person tell you they loved you?
My wife of course.

6. Where's your favorite place to hang out by yourself and get some alone time?
As far as local places go: Wissahickon Valley Park. It's this amazing ten mile long park that's within the city of Philadelphia but you'd never know it was an urban setting the way it looks when you're in there. I find it incredibly relaxing to walk around in there.

Some examples of what it looks like:

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25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die

last.fm

Goofle

1. You are the main protagonist of a comic book series. What's the series about?

Killer mutant pigeons. They are all mental and shit. Acid poo drops, lazer eyes and poison wing gushes. I am the dashing hero who uses advanced flying technology to catch them, analyse their DNA and to ultimately cull their existence.

2. What is your perfect weekend evening?

Either getting shit faced with my friends, or sitting in, having a few beers and watching some great TV/Films with my Dad. Both awesome.

3. What was your most recent injury and how did it happen?

I always get little cuts and bruises whilst at work. Bashing my shins against a trolley, cutting my arms on little metal railings and all that good stuff.

4. If you could meet any one of your idols, who would it be and what would you do?

I would love to meet Stewart Lee. We would probably meet in a nicely lit bar, have some smokes, drink some ale and discuss his career, influences and other topics.

5. Who was the last person tell you they loved you?

My Mum.

6. Where's your favorite place to hang out by yourself and get some alone time?

In my room, where I am now.

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bob.

1. You are the main protagonist of a comic book series. What's the series about?
a drug addicted anti hero detective in a sci fi/noir fucked up future

2. What is your perfect weekend evening?
seeing a small group of friends for food, drinks, and a movie or play....then home to spend time with the dogs

3. What was your most recent injury and how did it happen?
i honestly cannot remember....which may be a bad thing

4. If you could meet any one of your idols, who would it be and what would you do?
as most of my idols are misanthropic assholes....i'll go with The Cohen Brothers and beers

5. Who was the last person tell you they loved you?
my friend Charity

6. Where's your favorite place to hang out by yourself and get some alone time?

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Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.