^Or try mixing mayo and warm butter together and using that. It's tits.

Are you right- or left-handed?

Just like with everything else, I'm right.

You're marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. You can take one person, living or dead (if the latter, assume they're alive), and this person cannot be a family member or a significant other. Who do you take?

Probably my best friend/bandmate. I'd take a lady but I don't know anyone who I'd spend the rest of my life with, so I'll take music over sex.

What's a song you hate from a band you love?

Dinah Moe Humm by Frank Zappa. Hilarious once, boring and repetitive song every other time. At least Camarillo Brillo has an interesting riff.

If you had to spend the rest of your life inside the body of an animal, which animal would you choose?

It'd be cool to be some form of animal that isn't from Earth, mostly because it would probably be so unlike what we see as life that we wouldn't even recognize it as life. So mantis shrimp, basically.

You must assassinate either Barack Obama, Stephen Harper, Angela Merkel, or Queen Elizabeth II. Who do you choose?

I'd kill Obama and frame Al Sharpton. This response will probably get me on some government list, if I'm not already on one.

What's your favourite type of sandwich?

There's nothing better than a quality mushroom swiss burger. This place called Sublime in San Marcos makes the best ones I've ever had (you'd probably love this place, Chula).

I've recently become a lefty for moral reasons.

Too late. We have the same taste in humor, you're just too pretentious to admit it.

Fuck you, I'm just stating facts. The difference between you is that your narcissism isn't justified.

Dude, we're both arrogant, tongue-in-cheek abusive, and grow vibrantly attractive facial hair. Is it so odd to think that we would have the same sense of humor? We should go out actually.

Are you right- or left-handed?

Right.

You're marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. You can take one person, living or dead (if the latter, assume they're alive), and this person cannot be a family member or a significant other. Who do you take?

I'll just take the girl I'm dating, because she fits all the requirements. Plus I could educate her about good music.

What's a song you hate from a band you love?

"I'm So Young" by The Beach Boys.

If you had to spend the rest of your life inside the body of an animal, which animal would you choose?

A peregrine falcon, because I'd have no natural enemies and could fly incredibly fast.

You must assassinate either Barack Obama, Stephen Harper, Angela Merkel, or Queen Elizabeth II. Who do you choose?

I wouldn't want to be remembered as either a traitor or a guy who shot a woman, so that leaves Obama.

What's your favourite type of sandwich?

Can't top grilled cheese when it's made with Swiss.

Are you right- or left-handed?

Right handed

You're marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. You can take one person, living or dead (if the latter, assume they're alive), and this person cannot be a family member or a significant other. Who do you take?

Roxy.

i figure i can stand a chance of hitting that if im the only guy around

What's a song you hate from a band you love?

Silver by the pixies

If you had to spend the rest of your life inside the body of an animal, which animal would you choose?

A Bunny.

they're very cute and horny.

You must assassinate either Barack Obama, Stephen Harper,
Angela Merkel, or Queen Elizabeth II. Who do you choose?

Queen Elizabeth but here is the twist.. with Obama's help.

What's your favourite type of sandwich?

A plain mayo salami sandwich.

See, now you're taking me seriously, which suggests that we wouldn't work together.

I can't joke about mustaches. It's one of my only flaws.