Just keep the single malt flowin' buddy. I'm not a cheap date by any means

1) What was the best concert you have been to? Linton Kwesi Johnson 1984

2) Are you old enough to vote? Yes

3) If you could change one thing in your life what would it be? My mortality.

4) What is your most prized possession? My freedom

5) What has been the highlight of your life so far? Meeting the Dali Lama

6) What are you going to do on your next day off? Mostly reading. I have a stack of " to read" books that never gets shorter.

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
reverse cowgirl because i'm lazy and love staring at a hot ass.


2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
He shouldn't be punished because he most likely didn't do anything wrong and was falsely convicted damn flawed legal system.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
It would have to be Vanilla, we have similar interests and click very well. she's a huge geek :P


4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
keith richards so I can never die. He's immortal

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
I want to go skydiving over las vegas at night.


6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
only one? that's a bit tough. let's see they can't understand that males thought process and their own process will never be the same so there is no chance in trying to understand each other. They need to just accept it and be more upfront without expecting us to be mind readers.

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
doggystyle, it just feels right.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
their punishment is pretty bad already, only thing worse would be having to go to jail accross the way from an elementary school.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
cap'n caveman because he's quiet and we like a lot of the same music.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
good question, i'd have to go with Django

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
living with a shaman in Siberia.


6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
I hate that the vast majority of girls are braindead. I've only known two or three girls who can hold an intelligent conversation without coming off as pretentious or arrogant. Usually girls are either party all the time alcoholic sluts who only care about how much their rich parents will let them get away with, or they're quasi-feminists who are quick to jump to conclusions about other peoples beliefs and quicker to spout some nonsensical quotes from Emerson to prove how intelligent and well-rounded they are.

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
Missionary.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
Life imprisonment. See the lyrics for Merle Haggard's Life In Prison for reference.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Boring as it sounds, my name being in blue means I'm no longer allowed favourites :D

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Shane MacGowan. Brilliant writer, has an ear for a sublime melody and he can drink like a camel, which'd be fun as fuck.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Being in the process of recording an album that you just know is gonna be an absolute masterpiece.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
One thing that used to annoy me about an ex was how she'd moan about how expensive her handbags were after wasting money on expensive clothes with no pockets in them.

Sublime melody my arse :p:

Hey, quit poking holes in my excuses. >:

I fail to see what's not sublime about that performance :D

I'm more referring songs like this anyway :p:

Not knocking the performance, but the melody was slightly off pitch :p:

I don't think he was feeling the track to be honest (though it could be argued we wasn't exactly feeling much else there) - I blame the sub-par material he was working with :D Either way, the guy's made a living out of being a pisshead, so top marks to the lad in my books

[QUOTE=jackhammer;719877]This weeks:

1. Favourite sexual position and why?

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.

1. cowboy/reverse cowboy-I'm pretty lazy, she can do all the work. When I'm homo, I prefer receiver.(enough information???)

2. I think the punishments they have in place are suitable...I don't see how it is somehow more morally repugnant than old fashioned rape and murder.

3. terrible lizard because he likes celine(the writer). Vegangelica because she says nice things about my poetry and prose.

4. rod stewart...he always seems to be having a good time, and not jaded about the whole rock experience....him or hendrix(except the being dead part).

5. I'd like to try acid...I'm pretty square and have only tried pot and booze, 'cause I don't know how or where to get a hold of drugs.

6. .

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
Female on her back, me on top, her legs over my shoulders, and her grabing on to te back of my arms which are positioned on the floor or the bed or where ever

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
A slow torture, cutting of of the genitals, then letting the scumbag sit there for a while to relize what is happening, then a bullet to head.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Savannah, shes a lil hottie

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
I dont have any desire to be any one else.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Off the top of my head, Id like to try sky diving

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
The fact that theyre all over the place, theyre emotions run their lives, one day their this, the next day their that. You can please them by doing something one day and completely **** everything up by doing the same thing the next day, good god its rediculous, my Exgf was classic for this.

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
I don't even care anymore, so long as it happens.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
40 lashes with the cane.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Wow that's a really tough one. It would be a three way tie between Savannah, dreadnaught, or flower child (after shes of age of course). All incredibly cool members of the opposite sex and not too shabby in the looks department either. Not to sound creepy or anything, but hey it's hypothetical and you asked.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Neil Peart, even all the hell the guy has been through. He is still one of the most insightful, intelligent, and talented human beings on the planet. Plus he's in Rush!!!

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Para-Sailing. Saw it at the beach the other day and it looks amazing.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
Girls who live in California.

Thats what I was thinking as I was writing my responce, hahah, oh well, it is what it is.

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
I like side to side missionary which is basically both of us laying on our sides facing each other with her leg slung over my hip, but I really like anything that let's me be face to face and intimate with my partner. (not that doggie isn't nice sometimes too)

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
It's all karma in the end and it always fits the crime

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
The "P" in PM is for private.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Tom Waits or Aesop Rock, I really can't decide

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
I've had enough amazing life experiences to last several lifetimes. Seeing my daughter encounter her own life experiences is more than I could wish for.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
To answer this would be to say that all women are alike in one common and negative way, and I know that's not true.

They're all women. There you go.

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
Not terribly experianced, but so far me on top sitting
2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
solitary confinement for life
3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
umm...I think I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life...jk jk, I've only really talked to Vegangelica (who's already matched up for life) and Terrible Lizard (who would probably drive me crazy within a few hours) soo...ya. No offense everyone.
4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Me! I'm pretty fond of my life and talents, so yup yup.
5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
um, flying (or falling with style)!!!! Other than that, I guess tripping on something soo hallucinaginic that I got to know what my subconsious is really like. Scary stuff that. OH! or an epic sword fight to the death, or living as a nymph in the woods for a few weeks.... sorry that was more than one, but i kept thinking of them ;)
6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
The fact that they are bigger than me. I hate feeling weak and helpless when I'm around guys. Of course there are a few that I could beat up, but i dont usually hang out with those guys... *note to self, learn martial arts and purchase a sword

:(

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
To be on top..sometimes doggie style. Really I find trying multiple positions in one session to be most fun.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
I imagine whatever the victims' parents could conjure up would be appropriate.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
There's only one person. You know who you are and why.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
I can't really think of one specific musician, but I would kill to have a soulful sweet singing voice...the kind that melts peoples hearts or takes them to that happy, relaxed place.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
I'd love to independently wealthy and travel the world. I know alot of people say it, but it's true.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
Damn, you picked the wrong time to ask this question. lol. Obviously not all men are alike, but most recently my aggravations are that they won't just say what they want, they can be manipulative, and somehow they think they are always right. But I'm not bitter...

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
on my back with my feet over my head, bonus points if i can get my toes against the wall,......i like to be able to look down and see whats goin on, and it allows deep penetration,...it just feels good, yaknow?
then again,.....i do like to be roadhoused

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
you really dont want to get into the conversation with me

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
i'm pretty sure thats a given

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
guy clark,......or michelle shocked,....or susan tedeshi

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
i'd like to have a family

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
they always have a much shorter bathroom line

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
i'm content with most/no particular favourite

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
i don't see why a serious crime should be punished in a manner different from any other. one person may deem murder more serious, one rape, one distrobution of narcotics... "justice" is subjective. those deemed dangerous to society should be removed from it (incarcarated or put into their own isolated self-sufficient community if ever possible) for the safety of its citizens which is fair to both parties i think, despite the fact that it doesnt appease the bloodlust of the common north american

not saying i dont dislike pedophiles, just saying

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
"share the rest of [my] life with"? hesher (no homo) i guess because i'm already buddys with him in real life but i guess that cheating isn't it

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
myself with musical capabilities

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
i don't know... hunting seems fun

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
hypocritical sexism under the guise of feminism (not accusing all of this, but enough)

oh and they can't drive for shit lol!

virgin

DON'T MESS WITH CAP'N INSULT!

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
........

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
10-20 years in jail, and a weekend alone with one of the world's ugliest hookers.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Oh you ment ROMANTICALLY. Oh, weird. Um....Fa Sho is male and around my age, I guess. Sure, Fa Sho.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Somewhere between Lily Allen and Steve Albini.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Performing in front of thousands of people. Living in the city. Volunteering in the Third World. Being in a gritty, bloody fight.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
When they treat me like I'm functionally retarded...

This made me laugh a lot more than I should. Say it out loud.

-_-

Lol!


.-.

I'm gonna go leave 400 messages on your profile wall

awww, young love

*laid back

oops, I already saw your post pre-edit.

no, that one got deleted

Sorry, I guess I'm just J-J-J-Jaded.

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
:afro:

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
A long prison sentance.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
The CAP'N for weird sadistic reasons.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Greg Puciato because he has a powerful voice, he's good looking, has amazing stage presence, and he's in one of the coolest bands in the world.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
How about not being single?

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
The hotter they are, the more intimidating they are.

not cool bro, not cool...


I've always been confused as to what your gender is, but possible yay.

:(

Doesn't really matter at 14, dating isn't legitimate until you can drive places.

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
N/A

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
genitals cut off

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
jackhammer cause i could learn alot musicwise from him
No Homo

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
well, i'm a musician.....

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
starts with an S, ends with an X
that or just having a girlfriend :(

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
that they give mixed signals