There are just so many better ways to enhance a steak than a sludge made from the worst vegetable and fruit.

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But not that are so mind-alteringly lazy.

Sauteed onions.

**** onions.

WHAT! Onions are amazing. Especially fried potatoes and onions cooked in bacon fat.

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There are more ingredients I would say to make it a little better but that crosses the line from mind numbingly simple to easy as ****.

I just have a preturnatural hatred of the crunch when you bite into onions. Even onions that don't crunch **** with me, like sauteed onions or onion rings. And I love me some onion rings, but before I eat them I always have an ambivalence toward them. It's irrational, but I just ****ing hate onions.

Sauteed mushrooms.

Actually I guess that's kind of hard because a lot of people can't do this without making them soggy pieces of shriveled ****.

Oh good I hate mushrooms.