Someone's never made a helmet out of mashed potatoes before.

Both pasta and potatoes are lovely but they're both hella crackertized, DJ.

If tomatoes didn't exist then pasta wouldn't mean ****.

1.) Have you ever been on TV?

I was interviewed in Saskatchewan about a month ago for our hockey tourny

2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)?

not sick of thai food yet. Asian food in general is usually good to me

the best meals I ever had were seafood dishes in Croatia tho. oh boy. still haunt my dreams

3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened?

ive been liability drunk a few times so yea.

one of the first times I ever got drunk was at a house party and I was periodically hitting on a friend of a friend while simultaneuously forgetting her name each time. that was about the only thing I remember from that night but I was pretty embarrassed to see her again

4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus?

sometimes you get the "eardrum shatteringly loud music thru headphones" dudes

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?

I haven't peaked yet

6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?

not sure 'conflict' is the right word. adversity for sure.

1.) Have you ever been on TV?

There was a thing on one of our local news stations where they would film a class of kids waving at the camera. I was in one once but I don't know if it ever aired. So maybe.

2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)?

Italian I guess, I don't know. I have the palate of a retarded donkey though, so I'm not very adventurous.

3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened?

More times than I can count. Probably the worst was that time I got monumentally wasted at my friend's girlfriend's house at a party and woke up in her daughter's room without pants after having urinated all over her stuffed animals. Later, the girlfriend asked me if the underwear she found in her house was mine and I denied it. I was lying. She knew it. Thank god I apparently found a blanket to cover my bottom half when I passed out or I'd be on a list.

Needless to say I was banned from sleeping over her house. ****ing Natty Ice.

4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus?

Haven't ridden the bus since I was a little kid so I have no idea.

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?

Yes and no. *shrug*

6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?

Yeah but I want no part of it.

lol I just remembered that one time I had too much tequila at a party before I went back home with five of my friends (four of which I didn't know that well, one was a ride or die) and I suggested we all sing at which point I led the group by practicing my extended vocal technique for the entire ride home and nobody joined me pretty much the whole time. I had a hard cringe the next day about it when my friend reminded me about it.

And unfortunately that was not the first or last time that I would wake up either pantsless and/or covered in pee. It was just the worst. Pretty sure at least two people saw my dick one time while I was sitting on their couch in just a shirt the morning after with no clue. The moment when they asked me, "Are you wearing pants?", was one of the most horrific single moments of my life.

And without mashed potatoes we would not have this classic clip...

nor this parody

Yeah I like lasagne but pasta is all the things you said mashed potato is lol.

Oh god, this is deeply relatable (unfortunately). Cars are great places to practice such things though! They should have joined. I mean you can't just spontaneously start singing (like some kind of savage) without first practicing vocal techniques/exercises. Especially while in a cramped car.

1.) Have you ever been on TV?

Maybe. I don't know.

2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)?

Mexican with Italian as a close second.

3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened?

I don't know. Probably. I can't remember any specific time but it probably happens all the time and I'm oblivious to it.

4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus?

Yeah. 9 times out of 10 it's a filthy juggalo. Every other time it's still rap music.

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?

Probably.

6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?

Nothing is necessary. Conflict is necessary to fulfill your own pride or create obstacles to keep you interested, but nothing is really necessary other than eating and the stuff that keeps us alive in life.