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The Batlord 06-26-2017 12:26 PM

How can you not like mashed potatoes? It's like the least offensive food ever and it's texture and what you can do with it is magic. Every time I realize that a food tastes good when covered in mashed potatoes and gravy I feel like I've discovered some ancient secret.

Cuthbert 06-26-2017 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1850102)
How can you not like mashed potatoes? It's like the least offensive food ever and it's texture and what you can do with it is magic. Every time I realize that a food tastes good when covered in mashed potatoes and gravy I feel like I've discovered some ancient secret.

Agreed. No mashed potato means no cottage pie as well. He has really let himself down here.

djchameleon 06-27-2017 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1850095)
You don't like mashed potato?

Mashed potatoes is bland and boring and reminds me of white people.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1850102)
How can you not like mashed potatoes? It's like the least offensive food ever and it's texture and what you can do with it is magic. Every time I realize that a food tastes good when covered in mashed potatoes and gravy I feel like I've discovered some ancient secret.

This is the reason NOT to like it. Being the least offensive aka bland with that baby food texture is just beyond gross. I can't deal with mashed potatoes. I always refuse it whenever I end up at a Thanksgiving bash.

Cuthbert 06-27-2017 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1850384)
Mashed potatoes is bland and boring and reminds me of white people.

You just described pasta, the thing you said you eat every day.

Also just cos something isn't blazing with a thousand scotch bonnets doesn't make it bland or boring.

Frownland 06-27-2017 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1850390)
You just described pasta, the thing you said you eat every day.

Thank you.

Thelonious Monkey 06-27-2017 10:53 AM

Well if you can make me some mashed potatoes that don't suck then fine.

Frownland 06-27-2017 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey (Post 1850393)
Well if you can make me some mashed potatoes that don't suck then fine.

Even with a bar as high as the infamous chefs of England have set it, I could probably top them on mashed potatoes.

Cuthbert 06-27-2017 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey (Post 1850393)
Well if you can make me some mashed potatoes that don't suck then fine.

Try it this way, starts at like 1:30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNXBu6NDzSM

If it's good enough for Heston, it's good enough for Monkey x 2 :cool:

The Batlord 06-27-2017 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1850384)
Mashed potatoes is bland and boring and reminds me of white people.



This is the reason NOT to like it. Being the least offensive aka bland with that baby food texture is just beyond gross. I can't deal with mashed potatoes. I always refuse it whenever I end up at a Thanksgiving bash.

Have you never had lumpy mashed potatoes with red potato skins? You can make mashed potatoes as baby food-like as you want, or not.

Frownland 06-27-2017 02:23 PM

Lumps big enough to choke a baby.


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