01. What's your earliest memory?

Seeing my older brother in a plastic bubble because of his asthma.

02. Do you wear, or did you ever wear a watch? And I don't mean a ****ing Apple one!

Nope.

03. Beards: yay or nay?

Depends on whether or not I can find my razor.

04. Three countries you would like to visit, that you have not yet?

Japan, Australia, and Russia.

05. Vinyl, CD or MP3?

All of the above.

06. One album you would never own or play, even if someone gave it to you for free?

I remember using a Bay City Rollers album as some sort of rudimentary (play) weapon when I was in my teens. Now days, I don't think I'd throw anything away or refuse gifts. I'm not above anyone else's music or creations, and if someone wants me to have someone's work, I'll gladly accept it.

07. What is your biggest purchase that you regretted?

A used 2008 Chevy Equinox with a blown head gasket. Didn't find out until a few weeks later. I had already purchased it "As-Is". Good thing I have a friend who's Dad is a TV repairman with an ultimate set of tools.

08. Describe your favorite school memory?

Getting my diploma.

09. If you could live in any place in a film, where would it be?

Any film featuring the wild west in the U.S., or it's inception.

10. What is your favorite way to eat eggs (favorite cooking method/recipe)?

1 serving: 2 eggs lightly scrambled with 1 slice of american cheese, cooked up until almost still just slightly runny, then plated. The remaining cooking time takes place on the plate, and by the time they're served, they're perfectly done. No additional seasoning needed.

11. Have you ever been addicted to anything?

Nicotine, alcohol, and I used to like the smell of cocaine.

12. What is your favorite item of clothing you own?

My Merrell boots. Best boots I've ever worn.

*Bonus Question* Who is going to win - Mayweather or McGregor?

lol Mayweather.

What does cocaine smell like?

To some, it smells like losing your house, car, family, and quite a few years of your life.

Yeah but seriously. You said you were addicted to the smell. I just wondered what that smell was?

Seriously? Ok. It depends on where it came from, but generally it kind of smells like ethanol.

Ah. I don't think that's a smell I'd enjoy, to be honest. Baking fresh bread ftw.

Ever been to a drag strip, or had a tubbed and blown top fuel car pass by? That's close to the smell. Baked bread is all good, but something about that ethanol smell makes me wanna bask in it.

https://youtu.be/0w9DUTcAI0o?t=1m13s

1. What's your earliest memory?

The day my brother was born. I remember wearing a baby blue shirt that said "I'm the Big Brother".

2. Do you wear, or did you ever wear a watch? And I don't mean a ****ing Apple one!

Wearing one currently. I've worn a watch every day since I was 11.

3. Beards: yay or nay?

Depends. I would never have more than my goatee but as far as that goes, I'm all for it. If I had the personality to fit a beard I'd be more open, but I'm all for beards on people it does fit.

4. Three countries you would like to visit, that you have not yet?

UK
Iceland
Denmark

5. Vinyl, CD or MP3?

All three, but majority Mp3, then CD and vinyl in that order. Vinyl is so ****ing expensive.

6. One album you would never own or play, even if someone gave it to you for free?

Trying not to go with any obvious ones here...

Most really bad things I would end up listening to just out of curiousity so it'd have to be something extremely inoffensive and dull.

Oh, a The 1975 album then.

Given that cocaine is typically snorted, I believe that Plankton is making a joke about being addicted to cocaine when he said he was addicted to the smell of it.

I could explain drug lingo to TH all day.

ay **** hard drugs