What is your biggest purchase that you regretted?

Bass guitar. I tried. I really did. But my hands are quite small, and it's more trouble than it's worth for me.

Describe your favourite school memory?

When my professor pulled me aside and told me not to come to class. She said she'd give me the final and let me write a paper for her instead.

If you could live in any place in a film, where would it be?

Middle Earth. They made a movie of it. It counts.

What is your favourite way to eat eggs (favourite cooking method/recipe)?

Scrambled, with lots and lots and lots of cheese.

Have you ever been addicted to anything?

No.

What is your favourite item of clothing you own?

My black satin negligee and my blue "fluffy" sundress.

*Bonus Question* Who is going to win - Mayweather or McGregor?

Who?

Since Monkey cheated by coming in too early, **** it, I'm throwing a selection in too.

1. What's your earliest memory?

2. Do you wear, or did you ever wear a watch? And I don't mean a ****ing Apple one!

3. Beards: yay or nay?

4. Three countries you would like to visit, that you have not yet?

5. Vinyl, CD or MP3?

6. One album you would never own or play, even if someone gave it to you for free?

[B]1. What's your earliest memory?

Getting one of my first dogs for a birthday. They put her in a box and when I opened it she was facing the other side and I just went and grabbed her. Happiness and ****.

2. Do you wear, or did you ever wear a watch? And I don't mean a ****ing Apple one!

I like them and have worn a few but they break too quickly on account of my lifestyle.

3. Beards: yay or nay?

I like having one. As a balding man I have to cover all the ground I can.

4. Three countries you would like to visit, that you have not yet?

Germany, Antarctica, and Brazil.

5. Vinyl, CD or MP3?

Todos.

6. One album you would never own or play, even if someone gave it to you for free?

Phil Collins solo. I'd at least give a free vinyl copy of Genesis a shot.

I didn't :(

1. What's your earliest memory?

I can remember being at home with my mom during the day and the telly would be on, and times when I would come home for dinner during nursery, so probably aged 3/4.

2. Do you wear, or did you ever wear a watch? And I don't mean a ****ing Apple one!

No. I don't actually need one, so can't justify the purchase.

3. Beards: yay or nay?

Yes, provided:

- You can actually grow one, if you are a teenager and still in the bumfluff stage just shave it off because it looks ridiculous
- It's well groomed
- It's not one of those hipster beards, because they look ridiculous

4. Three countries you would like to visit, that you have not yet?

Italy, so many beautiful cities, buildings, lovely weather, the Alps and they love their football, I wouldn't mind taking in a Rome derby and visiting the new Juventus stadium. Florence is a city I've wanted to see for a long time and Rome is Rome innit. Overall, a great country with so much going for it.

USA, too much there to not have it in a top 3 if you haven't already visited imo. I want to go to them deserty places.

Third would probably be somewhere in South America or Eastern Europe but not sure which specific countries.

5. Vinyl, CD or MP3?

CD

6. One album you would never own or play, even if someone gave it to you for free?

I think Oasis are boring as ****, so if someone gave me one of their albums it would be going straight in the bin.

I've seen so little of the US that I considered including it as well tbh.

Get a smaller scale one, I had the same problem starting out. Goddamn short Italian man genes.

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1. What's your earliest memory?

Puking in the hallway of my childhood apartment.

2. Do you wear, or did you ever wear a watch? And I don't mean a ****ing Apple one!

Nope.

3. Beards: yay or nay?

Meh.

4. Three countries you would like to visit, that you have not yet?

Anywhere outside of the states would be great. This place is a cluster**** of nuisance.

5. Vinyl, CD or MP3?

MP3. I'm lazy.

6. One album you would never own or play, even if someone gave it to you for free?

Anything by Radiohead. They just never clicked with me.

Why even put the questions in bold if you're not going to do each one individually. Either I have to not use bold or I have to do each question myself. You're just lazy.

I thought exactly the same thing when I answered them :D