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Old 12-16-2017, 07:35 PM   #7051 (permalink)
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Like all you see is the gun the character is holding. I can’t figure out how to walk around.
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Old 12-16-2017, 07:38 PM   #7052 (permalink)
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The ****? You're gonna need to put in more than one or two sentences.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-16-2017, 07:43 PM   #7053 (permalink)
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Have you ever played Pac-Man?

You see Pac-Man on the screen and when you move the joystick Pac-Man moves in the same direction. If it’s not like that I can’t move around in the game.
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Old 12-16-2017, 07:47 PM   #7054 (permalink)
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Have you ever played Pac-Man?

You see Pac-Man on the screen and when you move the joystick Pac-Man moves in the same direction. If it’s not like that I can’t move around in the game.
I get what you're saying. I got it the first time you said it. Suck it Batlord.
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Old 12-16-2017, 07:49 PM   #7055 (permalink)
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I figured he’s just ****ing with me. Whatevs
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:05 PM   #7056 (permalink)
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Holy **** you're just talking about straight up first-person shooters? Like, you can't even grasp how to point in the way you want to go? So complicated I guess.
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:15 PM   #7057 (permalink)
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Holy **** you're just talking about straight up first-person shooters? Like, you can't even grasp how to point in the way you want to go? So complicated I guess.
Well

I had lost interest in video games before they existed.
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:20 PM   #7058 (permalink)
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I had lost interest in video games before they existed.
Bro. Point. Shoot. Game.

You're a retard. Fundamentally they're one of the simplest forms of game on Earth. If you can grasp the mind numbingly simple concept of two joysticks to control vision and movement then you're basically halfway there.
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:29 PM   #7059 (permalink)
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If you can grasp the mind numbingly simple concept of two joysticks to control vision and movement
My friends explained it to me but I couldn’t do it and after about an hour or so I lost interest in trying. I understood what I had to do but once it started I tried to do it like pac-man again and again. Old dog New trick.
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:38 PM   #7060 (permalink)
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My friends explained it to me but I couldn’t do it and after about an hour or so I lost interest in trying. I understood what I had to do but once it started I tried to do it like pac-man again and again. Old dog New trick.
Don't bull****. I started with Mario and Sonic and FPS is still ridiculously easy to learn. You're just a piece of ****.
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